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. Three guys were standing at the top of the Empire State Building in NYC.

A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared, She confides this News to her moth

. An elderly man takes his wife to the doctor because she's acting funny. The doctor runs the b

Moral of the story: In these days of cost cutting, leave office early!!

. She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit. Then one fine day I caught h

. A couple is in bed sleeping when there's a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. The husband rolls over a

. An old lady came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem: "I Fart all t

. An American, a Britisher and an Indian went for a hike one day. It was very hot, they were sweati

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war.

. There was a fellow talking to his buddy one day. The fellow said, "I don't know what to get my wi

. A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. In fact it was the bi

. There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession.

. A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of ga

. A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and o

. This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class.

. When the man and wife got into bed for some lovemaking one night, instead of responding she was c

. A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave.

. Three men; a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashe

Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning. I went down to breakfa