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. She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit. Then one fine day I caught h

. A couple is in bed sleeping when there's a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. The husband rolls over a

. An old lady came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem: "I Fart all t

. An American, a Britisher and an Indian went for a hike one day. It was very hot, they were sweati

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war.

. There was a fellow talking to his buddy one day. The fellow said, "I don't know what to get my wi

. A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. In fact it was the bi

. There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession.

. A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of ga

. A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and o

. This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class.

. When the man and wife got into bed for some lovemaking one night, instead of responding she was c

. A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave.

. Three men; a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashe

Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning. I went down to breakfa

. Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat. It so happe

. Don't want this to happen huh?? QL'ers... I hope you all log-off once in a while.. :)

. A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey

Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each