Gift for Wife
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There was a fellow talking to his buddy one day. The fellow said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped."
His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great $ex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So, the first fellow did just that.
The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How'd it turn out?"
"She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'!"
.wife is jumping with happiness.....
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.nice pressie.
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hahaha funny
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CONFUSE ............ if you cannot convince!
LOL.. great one
Cheers mate
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
Hehehehe...!!!
omg ya got 'scroowed'-hahhahhahhaha
psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe
thanks