George Bush
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk, he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and George asked, 'What is your name?'
'Bob'
'And what is your question, Bob?'
'I have 3 questions.'
'First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?'
'Second, why are you president when Al Gore got more votes?'
'Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?'
Just then, the bell rings for recess.
George bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, 'Ok where were we?'
'Oh, that's right. Question time. Who has a question?'
A different little boy raises his hand.
George points him out and asked him what is your name?
'Steve'
'And what is your question Steve?'
'I have 5 questions.'
'First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of UN?'
'Second, why are you president when Al Gore got more votes?'
'Third, what happened to Osama bin laden?'
'Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?'
'Fifth, where is Bob?'
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both jokes are great. is he the first president of the uSA who had so many jokes written on him? serves him right though. such a nerd..
To Live Is To Die.....Life Is Like A Fuse.....So Short And Burning Really Fast.....So Live Your Life To The Fullest.....!!!!!
Just like a real story......
its not a simple joke.... its truth
How true...How very true
by the way, the still did not find Bob
nor Steve as a matter of fact
Math 4 All
its really a nice one .. where is bob..?
ha ha GB guy !!!
Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did. And is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
nice one coolio!
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than have a frontal lobotomy". (Anon)
G. Bush was dozing at a function. Suddenly his security guard says Mr. President one of our soldier has died of unnecessary firing across the border
G. Bush (GB) keeps sleeping
After a while this guard whispers in his ear:Mr. President our second soldier has been shot across the border.. still no sign of GB.
After some time: Mr. President, "Our third soldier has been short by Brazillions".
GB: ha!!!!!! where, first tell me how many zeros are in a Brazillion???
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Hahaha... ups!
Good girls go to heaven,
bad girls go everywhere
coollllllllllllllllzzz nicee
bob is in Guantanamo Jail
he hee
yeah,,, where t f is Bob...??? :))
hehehehe
goood....
Have A Great Day.....