Rizks, Marco and brit were talking in the pub. Rizks and Marco were talking about the amount of control they have over their GFs, while brit remains quiet.

After a while Rizks turns to brit and says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your Cuban Shotpotter?"

Brit said: "I'll tell you. Just the other night my Cuban Shotpotter came to me on her hands and knees."

Rizks and Marco were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked. "She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man'."