britexpat in mumbai
By Baburao-Ganpatr... •
A foreigner ( britexpat )was caught for traffic violation
Mumbai police
Hawaldar with ball pen, pavti bana na padega re baba
English trans : will have to give u a ticket for violation,whats ur name
Britexpat:Wilhelm Concorgrinzksy Schwerpavacovitz
Cop:err next time drive slowly u go now :P
lollolololol
LOL brit. Thanks, it's nice to be remembered :)
I see gypsy gal has found herself.
Which reminds me... The other day I went to buy a pair of camouflage trousers but I couldn't find any :(
Great to hear from you.. You are missed :O)
Remember when you called me a few months ago. You had just bought 8 legs of venison for $100 and wanted to know if it was too dear ..
After a car crash, Britexpat is lying injured at the side of the road.
"Don't worry", said a policeman, "a Red Cross nurse is coming to attend to you".
"Oh no", groaned Brit, "couldn't I have a blonde, cheerful one"?
BG, good one..:))
Thelonius ,, An easy way to get rid of some Odds
You don't wear glasses
Not in 40's, then 30's or 50's :)
Damn that will lead to too many odds :O(
His age could be between 30 - 900 (neglect 40s)
but he has long beard for sure :O)
Hint: We call him Thelonius The Wise or Methuselah !
Thelonius ,, Yes, that's true
I picture you as a Man in the 40's, with Glasses.
hahahhahaha funny...
now I am MAD no more :)
ROFL BG,brite,sulei and zafirah good ones.................:)
I've always Imagined that GG in her 20s :O(
Britexpat in a hurry taking his eight-year-old gypsy gal to school made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited.
"Uh-oh, I think I just made an illegal turn!" Britexpat said.
"It's okay, Dad," Gypsy Gal said, "The police car right behind us did the same thing."
No I am still in pain after being hit by Rizks :O(
You should have met her.. She could throw you over the shoulder and hurdle the wall ..
Yawn..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..|:P
Zafirah ,, Lols
That would be me ,, hahahhah
I think the number of trees won't be the same anymore :O)
Brit: My cuban shotputter drives like lightning.
Sulie: You mean fast?
Brit: No, she hits trees.
hahahhaa lol
Rizks, Marco and brit were talking in the pub. Rizks and Marco were talking about the amount of control they have over their GFs, while brit remains quiet.
After a while Rizks turns to brit and says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your Cuban Shotpotter?"
Brit said: "I'll tell you. Just the other night my Cuban Shotpotter came to me on her hands and knees."
Rizks and Marco were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked. "She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man'."
hahaha !
kuch bhi
wahahahha! Brit
hahaha
Nice try by Zafira, as Sulie is still alive :))
Weekend jokes..........not bad at all but that heavy breathing by Zafirah, awesome.
Brit :O(
britexpat: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!
Moral of the joke : Where there is sulie in danger there is always zafirah for the rescue :P
ROFL Brit. :) poor sulie :)) barbaric rizks.
lol brit
Zafirah phones an ambulance because Sulieman has been hit by a car driven by Rizks.
Zafirah: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding and I think his legs are broken.'
Operator: 'What is your location ?'
Zafirah : 'Outside number 35 Eucalyptus Street ....'
Operator: 'How do you spell that ' Silence.... (heavy breathing) and after a minute.
Operator: 'Are you there ?' More heavy breathing and another minute later.
Operator: 'can you hear me?' This goes on for another few minutes until....
Operator: 'Hello, please answer me. Can you still hear me?'
Zafirah: 'Yes, sorry bout dat... I couldn't spell eucalyptus, so I just dragged him round to number 3 Oak Street .'
zafirah ,,Don't distort the reputation of our OLD DECENT SENIOR QLER Brit :P
that was great joke
:)
Brit went there to do his experiment on "wallet dropping"!
BG was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.
Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
:D hahahahahahha
hahaha :)