Britexpat wanted to sell his old car but was having trouble finding a buyer, because the car had 340,000 miles on it.

So he went to DaRuDe for advice.

DaRuDe said, "Keep it on the down low yo, I got a friend who can help".

Quietly he told britexpat, "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car."

The following weekend, brit took a trip to the mechanic on DaRuDe's advice.

About a month later, DaRuDe saw brit and asked, "Did you sell your car?"

"No!" replied brit. "Why should I? It only has 40,000 miles on it."