into the classifieds:

Please read advert fully before picking up the phone:

1- the price? QR1,000 (or whatever it is)

Do not ask:

2- what is the last price? (QR1,000)
3- any discount? (NO)
4- what is the final price? (QR1,000 - Dingbat)
5- any special offer? (NO, what are you dumb?)
6- what is the unnegotiable price? Just pay the QR1,000 or p*ss off - you are not asking anything intelligent any longer!

The price quoted IS THE LAST PRICE.... Capich?

FFS, if I wanted to haggle, wouldn't have bothered with a base price!!!!

finaly they will say: actually i have the same thing and i want to know the current market price - If you don't know... phone the dealer... just like I did!