It goes something like: "Laugh? The tears ran down my legs!"

However, mine was just a giggle and a good giggle it was too, thanks! I haven't wet myself laughing since, oooooh ... um ... Daren't remember! :D

But I digress .... Paddington Bear was 'born' long after I had my first love affair with Teddy Bears, so I never really got to know him very well.