have his trousers padded to give his bottom any shape at all!

I guess I'm the only person here who recalls the 1975 reggae song by a Jamaican (Carlos Malcolm) who, in an effort to appease his fans, he acknowledged his love of larger women in the song "Fattie Bum Bum", which became a UK Top 10 hit in September 1975.:

Hey fatty bum bum

you sweet sugar dumpling

Hey fatty bum bum

let me tell you something

no, not because your so big and fat

don't believe I'm afraid of that

never let the big size fool you ....

(I can't find any more lyrics for this 'classic') .. :/