Relationships. An important but much overlooked factor in male/female relationships
I am referring of course to bottoms. There has been lots of discussion recently about relationships. Where they should begin and end. When do you call it quits etc. Also, there have been some unpleasant rants from darksideofthemoon criticizing the bottoms of some QLers. But what there hasn't been is a meaningful discussion about the importance of bottoms in relationships.
For me bottoms are very important. I like slim, petite women but it is essential that they have a slightly large bottom or at least a bottom that looks like a bottom. A female bottom I mean. Reviewing my previous failed relationships I have concluded that they went wrong all because the women in questions were too light in the bottom department. Okay this isn't the only reason. Its not even the most important reason but it is something in common with all of the failed relationships.
Am I alone here or am I on to something? Please discuss
is that your recent photo, naughty guy?
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Ever wonder how they got the taco bell inside the burrito?
you naughty boys are making me laugh my socks off.
boys are so silly. :)
and just to make me laugh some more I just got one of those 'frend sheep' pms....
hey shame I have made plans to stay in and clean out the kitchen cupboards!
Take my advise and try and stay innocent as long as you can
Stay safe all.
Perfection does not exist. The question therefore, is: what level of imperfection are we willing to settle for?
i am still sooo innocent and naive!! lol...
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saggy bottoms. He says in a vain attempt to get back on topic
A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. Oscar Wilde
Mugabe _ Who is he?????????????? another Indian:)
LMAO!
Ok seriously enough dirty talk at lunch time.
Stay safe all.
Perfection does not exist. The question therefore, is: what level of imperfection are we willing to settle for?
or another Mexican dish ......
I can eat double spoonfuls straight out the jar.....lovely thought.
Yes horrible to the Indians and look at the problems we made for Mugabe!
And there isn't enough money in the world to make me try either ever again LOL
And sowwy for the potty mouth Oryx
Stay safe all.
Perfection does not exist. The question therefore, is: what level of imperfection are we willing to settle for?
I like that bit of sexism in these analogies LOL
boys get to go on about 'anacondas' we get 'hamsters'! LOL
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the only thing edible about taco bell is the wrapper!
panty hamster???
hahahahahahahaha
Think I better leave this thread alone now lol
I know that term too...as well as a few others better left unsaid in polite company LOL
I agree with Oryx about Taco Bell! The ONLY thingthere remotely edible is their fries supreme (and mostly because it reminds me of our beloved Poutine!).
Stay safe all.
Perfection does not exist. The question therefore, is: what level of imperfection are we willing to settle for?
No wonder the awful British ruled the world and were horrible to Indians for so long. The Brits can eat such horrible food that they can survive anywhere. American tacos and burritos, that's what I'm talking about. Much better than the Mexican stuff.
A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. Oscar Wilde
beaver is the type of hamster (or hamster is the type of beaver?? )
and yeah... Rick... Taco Bell is GOOD!!!
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Potty mouth to you too...naughty boy.
PM those little educational tips please!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yuk - only Americans eat Taco Bell.... vile
We would actually get the Gringos on their hols in Merida complaining that the tacos (the authentic thing) didn't taste like taco bell. Heinous.
Well Gracias a Dios for that...... I actually had to cut short a holiday in the US so I good go south of the border for some proper food.
Yuk i feel nauseas now... thank goodness I have marmite sandwiches for lunch.
I suddenly feel like some beaver tail (only Canadians will know what i'm talking about I suspect....and believe it or not, its nothing sexual!!).
On a more lurid note: Beaver = Panty Hamster Qatarisun lol
Stay safe all.
Perfection does not exist. The question therefore, is: what level of imperfection are we willing to settle for?
and now I have a craving for Taco Bell.
A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. Oscar Wilde
that's all i know about taco...
what else, Vegas?
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TACO????
Hey, now that is DEFINITELY a new one on me!
Yer Oryx, you tell 'em! dirty wee beasties that they are :D
U two go and wash your mouths out with soap.
Save your little potty mouthed chit chat for a less public forum boys!
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You can't teach experience...
and Wally too.
I have a feeling that the word Beaver means something different to our British cousins. We North Americans are very innocent and to us a Beaver is a furry river mammal or the main character in a 1950s American sitcom.
A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. Oscar Wilde
I know couple of other languages where "cheeks" is used to identify "this" part of the boddy..lol...and right .. they ARE cheeks...lol...
Mis-Cat.. what is another meaning of beaver?
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beaver has another meaning depending on what part of the world you are from.
that pair of puffy bits of their bottom!
i.e. if you are said to walk strangely, it could be said you were clenching your cheeks together etc etc
As an aside, I believe the actor (David Suchet?) who played Poirot said that was how he affected Poirot's 'mincing walk'.
THAT'S why its our national animal! LMAO j/k j/k sheesh
Stay safe all.
Perfection does not exist. The question therefore, is: what level of imperfection are we willing to settle for?
so... which word has another meaning: beaver or cheek?
beaver is a small canadian animal
cheeks are the side parts of our face...you can also use cheek as rudeness
what are other meanings of that?
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You just stumbled upont the secret recipe for a funny Thread!
Stay safe all.
Perfection does not exist. The question therefore, is: what level of imperfection are we willing to settle for?
we are padding our cheeks to look like a beaver...why not?
I heard about one lady, that go obsessed with the idea of looking exactly like a cat, and she went through several surgeries in order to turn her dream into reality… let alone how did she look after that!!
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Are we really discussing A $ $s here?
are we padding our beavers or our cheeks? Or our cheeks to make them LOOK like beavers. We shan't know if we are coming or going! lol
(methinks we have one of those 'everyone speaks English but not ALL the words mean the same, depending of where you learned your English' situations)
:D
have his trousers padded to give his bottom any shape at all!
I guess I'm the only person here who recalls the 1975 reggae song by a Jamaican (Carlos Malcolm) who, in an effort to appease his fans, he acknowledged his love of larger women in the song "Fattie Bum Bum", which became a UK Top 10 hit in September 1975.:
Hey fatty bum bum
you sweet sugar dumpling
Hey fatty bum bum
let me tell you something
no, not because your so big and fat
don't believe I'm afraid of that
never let the big size fool you ....
(I can't find any more lyrics for this 'classic') .. :/
i liked the cheek implants.. should consider it..LOL...will look like a beaver...
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qatarisun, i never thought of undergoing implants.
just wearing right clothes i think would do. anyways, as QT said, men look at the whole package and I may not have inflated bottom but it is not the only asset women can be boast of.
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Shakira never!!!..... Surely not?
calling all plastic surgeons? Just tread lightly. I have a complex now about my tush. heeeheeeheee
I'm still laughing my bottom off (OOOPs) about the song.
didn't you know that??? Shakira and many others have done it long time ago...
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with the right kind of implants , because at the end of the day they will see you without any clothes.. then what??
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Oh Gosh! Fair enough!
I designate you as my shopping buddy for the few few weeks that I arrive.
I get the feeling you would know how to dress a man as well. LOL
o thanks Alexa, surely I will PM u.
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Will send you PM now..
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent" -Eleonor Roosevelt
Alexa, of course I have! It's just that it's not visible. poor me!
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This too is another sort of discrimination........... What goes around comes around yeah.....
Beyonce she has a huge bottom.....
India is becoming a kwel place.....
Most men look at the "package" as a whole!
It's usually women that single out parts of the body they like or dislike!
Albeit, I am quite fond of the "derriere"
I didn't really understood what Richard referring to, "bottoms"relationship". I thought of a deep meaning but funny just "bottoms?". If all men really look at female bottom, nobody would dare to look at me (lol)!
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wtf is vida guerra?
You never came across to me as the "bottoms" man, Richard?
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent" -Eleonor Roosevelt
Fat bottomed girls are obviously for the thinking discerning gentleman.
That eulogy was written by Brian May of Queen....and he has a PHD!
are we having the same taste on women, eh richard? lol
for sure you will not get attracted to a lady if she don't have that characteristics... right?
***** I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. ******
A lot of fat women consider their cellulite loaded lard buckets as a nice large ass, which is really disgusting in my opinion. I do however appreciate a nice thick ass such as Vida Guerra, an ass that has been developed well from exercise and is not covered with hideous stretch marks. I also can't stand flat and saggy asses.
Great work!
"Life is like a bicycle, if it's too easy - you're probably going down :)"
Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin world go round
Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!
Ive been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I seen evry blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies every time
Oh wont you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Hey listen here
Now your mortgages and homes
I got stiffness in the bones
Aint no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me
Now get this
Oh you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Get on your bikes and ride
Oooh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes
I thought that love and the bottom would grow in equal part. Now I know that love and bottom size are not directly correlated. The trick is to fall in love with a slim girl with a slightly big bottom.
A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. Oscar Wilde
It's not wrong to say you like big bottoms. Bottoms are something obvious to see isn't it? If you had small bottoms as the common factor in all your failed relationships, why did you get into them in the first place? You thought it will grow up on you is it?
Could the reason for failures be something else? Maybe your own bottoms or something else..?
I like the frankness of your post. Cheers!
"Life is like a bicycle, if it's too easy - you're probably going down :)"
And here is the bottom line....
Its is human nature the male get attracted to the curves and butts, and female to security (valet....lol)
I even didn’t get your post at the beginning.. first, I thought you are talking about “bottom of relationship” as about its roots, essence, about the deep meaning of it.. but the physical female's bottom??!!!..lol.. it might be important for the "relationship" in red-light district in Amsterdam, for the couple hours...but i always thought that for the life we need to find in our partners something more important than her/his "bottom"... poor naive me... now i know what to look at !!
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This Too Shall Pass.....
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love it!
I guess we all know that richard posted this to make us laugh - thanks richard! You succeeded!
I didn't even know I HAD a booty worth shaking when I was in my 20s and 30s - I'm making up for lost time ! :D
I am sure many may not like this topic although it may have an ounce of truth in it - some are actually fixed on special parts of the anatomy lol.
However, there are enough bums to go around.
and show my appreciation for a generously filled out female bottom. Beauty hides in the strangest places.
A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. Oscar Wilde
i just wonder how were you living in your 20's and 30's lol
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if everyone else is! Theirs not mine, I mean!
Hee!
(poor richard now has a "bumfest" on his hands - if you'll pardon the expression and possibly mixed metaphors)
:D
They might do that but he has only eyes for the petite ladies lol.
you can say that this kind of female's feature attracts you, or that you like it, or that it makes your excited.. or whatever.. but to say that your "...previous failed relationships...went wrong all because the women in questions were too light in the bottom department" ???
sorry, what a nonsense...lol....
and if it's not a nonsense, and if this factor is so much decisive for you…
..well.. what can i say...poor you...lol...
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Just watch - come the Dhow trip all the girls will be sashaying past R123!
LOL
what about the not so slightly large bottoms ?? grrrr....
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong -Garfield
and I don't think I am alone (I hope not). So all you women out there with slightly large bottoms, you know at least one person appreciates them.
A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. Oscar Wilde
.. i don't think you are...
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I raise my glass to you and give you that age old British salute:
'BOTTOMS UP' !
(just hope that doesn't get misinterpreted lol)
if you look at bottoms from the ground up, EVERYONE has a large one...
Oryx...go get those hotpants, hon...you ARE petite!!
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. --Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
*When hands reach out in friendship, hearts are touched with joy*
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for making me smile...
Shame I am not petite...otherwise would go and get my hotpants!
LOL
I am still waiting for a copy of QH from a certain member here :(
Confirm Richard is in Qatar. He is reconsidering his trip to Nepal as there is a severe shortage of LadyBoys there :)
Ha, funny, Gyps, whats with this pranky behaviour today...sure sounding like in the worst of moods or rather more sarcastic I would say...
Anyways to the topic, well, naa no comments, a beautiful and a sweet (Female) would do...no high hopes...in the top or the bottom...LOL...
Where r u richard ? Nepal or Qatar
"Drink Beer Save Water"
I thought that too when i read the opening lines gypsy
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One of the hardest things for us to do in our human nature is to just stop what we are doing to allow God to produce in us what only He can produce.
Don't lie Richard. Your bottom is a LadyBoy:)
I hang out with too many gay people. I thought you were referring to tops and bottoms.
Visit www.qatarhappening.com
ye looking for some bottoms Richard?
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One of the hardest things for us to do in our human nature is to just stop what we are doing to allow God to produce in us what only He can produce.
you mean h.a.
could be a factor.