your views seem to be blemished due to some weird experience i presume .. cos not all guys think that way .. a good number of them do and i am sure by now you would be able to spot the "players" .. guys joke about their thing? please .. you must have be hangin out with some really backward ppl here .. i mean such jokes do come in now n then but not all the time .. and ur descriptions and references are too stereotyped ..all ppl aint like that u know! guess you should also meet up with some real ppl :)

life goes on ..