Newly weds were travelling by a train, on the way to their honemoon destination. At night the wife said : Ohhh, my finger pains so much!!!!
Husband: Don't worry, here is the kiss and see it is gone!!!
Wife (after some time) : Ohhhh, my, I am having headache!!!!
Husband: No worries sweet heart, here is the kiss and see it is gone!!!!
Wife: Ohhh, my ....and the scene continues for some more time and for some more spare parts...

Some old fart from the upper berth, listneing this conversation quite patiently for some time finally got pissed off. Disgustingly he asked that new husband "well, do you have something for piles too?"

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