mental shortages in this post...As you well know, most politicians have perfect helmet hair. There fore, they use an inordinate amount of spray lacquer (hairspray for you other Americans), hair color and mousse/gel. It is my firm belief that the skin absortion and inhalation of the aforementioned items have caused severe mental damage. The rest of us normal Americans can't afford the high dollar stuff and the molecules in it are much larger so are not absorbed into the blood stream. That's my theory and I'm sticking to it!!