I still firmly believe Texans wear 10-gallon hats, cowboy boots with stars and spurs on them, drive around in massive cars, slap their thighs and scream YEEEEEHAWWW all the time, (I'm sure I saw your hub do that) swagger like John Wayne, sit round campfires eating beans with the resulting bottom noises, organise lynch mobs and call other cowboys out of dusty bars for a shoot out over a game of cards and generally haven't changed since the West was wilder than it is even now!