"Sorry if I'm hurting the spirit of this thread by not joining in on the double entendres, but..."

Double entendres and not important to this thread.

Just share your point of view.

As long as you come accross with a nice firm one.

You give it to us all hard if you want.

Or go for the more gentle approach.

Some even prefer a post with a bit of spunk as the Americans say.

Personally I find it hard to swallow.

As for pies, the chice is vast but I really like a nice pair, oops pear, most of all.

It dun't really matter.