Nescafe approached the Pope and offered to donate £100,000,000 to the church if he would amend the Lord's prayer to "Give us this day our daily coffee".
The Pope wouldn't agree and threw them out.
Nescafe tried again, this time offering to donate £300,000,000 if he changed the Lord's prayer. The Pope through them out again.
A third approach by Nescafe was delivered by the top man. He offered £500,000,000 pounds if the Pope would change the Lords Prayer. He said to the Pope "that is half a bilion quid, surely you cannot turn that amount down".
The Pope called a meeting of the Cardinals and said.
I have good news, the church will soon receive £500,000,000.
The bad news is that we will lose the Hovis account.