There are women out there who god created that are not made for bikinis. One of my neighbours was like that, and her husband (who i liked to call orca) also liked speedo trunks. I swear, everytime the used to walk past my window to go to the pool it was like watching richard attenboroughs "life below the waves". When they used to jump in the pool all the water used to jump out.

Respect

GIASI