Hi dentist,

This is really embarrasing, but I never go to the dentist. Never. When I was a teenager I had corrective irons in my teeth meaning that I had to visit the clinic pretty often, but once I had them removed I just stoped going. I haven't had any problem with my teeth ever since. I regularly brush them after meals, more than anything because I am vain and like to show a white, clean smile.

I guess one day will wake up in terrible pain and that will make me run to the dentist :(