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This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction,

. Customer: Waiter, do you serve crabs? Waiter: Please sit down sir, we serve everyone. ~~~~~~

. A very rich lawyer is approached by the United Way.

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. 5 Chinese, Chu, Bu, Hu, Fu and Su decided to immigrate to the US. In order to get a visa the

. When a man becomes Rich... he becomes Naughty & when a woman becomes Naughty.... she becomes R

. A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straig

. One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he has his first m

. Three men, an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chinese man, lost their jobs in the circus and approa

. Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before

Hi everyone, I have just moved to Qatar from Saudi Arabia. I had purchased a brand new Peugeot 40

. A guy is driving down a deserted highway. He pulls up to an intersection, and rolls through the S

. It was opening night at the Orpheum theater and the Amazing Eileen was topping the bill. People c

. A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long b

. A grubby old man asks a woman if she would sleep with a man for a million dollars. She thinks it

. - To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer. - Beauty lies in the eyes of t

A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and orde

. A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup,the doctor called the w