Customer and Waiter.. short jokes

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Customer: Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter: Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
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Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?
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Customer: Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter: Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.
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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: That' s all right sir, he won't drink much.
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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog legs.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.
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Customer :Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter: I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.
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