You have to read this!!! (Not recommended to those with Weak Stomach)
I DON’T KNOW IF IT’S TRUE OR NOT but this is just too funny not to share.
Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2 (it wasn’t stated which year)
…Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately.
The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."
The robbers opened up a second safe and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.
They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.
Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.
The newspaper headline read:
IRELAND 'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...
vanila - in vein
The bank robbers must be family members of Rod Stewart... He surely gave everyone of his band group some serious "MOUTH TO MOUTH RESUSCITATION"!
They had to pump the gummy stuff out of his stomach....
The Red Pope of Qatar Living
Abba, Abba, Padre!
they must be fully loaded with sperm now can go for centuries :D
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ew...aw...hehehehe
when the going gets tough...i get going..
sure that it was not a cheese?
yum yum
Well I guess they learnt their lesson the hard way. Moral of the story: Do ur homework properly before robbing a bank! :P
those robbers must have had a great time when they saw the news nect day.. yuck.. hehe
It must be the others life style jokes....
The Red Pope of Qatar Living
Abba, Abba, Padre!
But it is years old
they still have one more to go Amigo. theres the Formula 1 final race starting in another 15 minutes
I take it as a compliment:P
good to see u alive an kicking jaunts...hoped pommies would take a day off after last night:(
Life is too short and if u r not living on the edge then u r taking up too much space.
understood jauntie.
and you cracking another joke on behalf of Noah?
or else how can it be in semi-gelatinous form...whehehehe
I never found a companion that was so companionable as SOLITUDE.- Henry David Thoreau
it's a jooooooke!!! and a very old one at that Azi! lol Last time I heard it Noah told it.
and i thought sperm banks kept them frozen not locked up in bank vaults
naughty boy
they should have had a female accomplice.....lol
actually does it taste like vanilla?
any free spirit lurking around to answer:P
Life is too short and if u r not living on the edge then u r taking up too much space.
Ouch....You're cruel :-(
I never found a companion that was so companionable as SOLITUDE.- Henry David Thoreau
i not to know laugh or to be cry.
i was flabbergusted myself...imagine vanilla pudding??? yuck...lol
I never found a companion that was so companionable as SOLITUDE.- Henry David Thoreau
u incorrigible old tart!!.......lol
what a waste of sperm:P
Life is too short and if u r not living on the edge then u r taking up too much space.
Ohh fiddledeedee.....