You are a Gujju if...

but the only thing i cant understand is tat..y cant a kid have a MASALA dosa is tat harmful thing to me..bad rizks..cheater cheater cheater.........

he hehee afrin...they all think u as a kid..it's ur mistake..hahhaha

but soniya as usaul rizks ran away without inviting me to eat Masal Dosa prepared by bella.........

So this thread has turned into afrin and rizk's conversation??? gud going..he heheee

SLAPS afrin's chubby cheeks left and right....:)

now stop hijacking this thread and stick to the topic ! lol

poor plan rizks..if u kidnap me u should take care of my food clothing etc etc,,,,so..better pay this bill alone.......

who said so Afrin ? :)

just shuddup and pay or else i will Kidnap you and ask some Ransome amount from your father and pay the bill and keep the rest for me to go to Disneyland....lol

u cheater..last time u promised me a masala dosa and ran away now u r asking for a dinner tat too u wann girl to pay the bill how mean.....in any state or any country do not ever imagine a girl to pay her bills.when she is with a boy..tats..nature....

afrin meet me today evening for dinner (u gonna pay the bill)....lol

and prove urself tat u look good in Saree and let me judge tat ? :)

i am the proof wat else proof u need now rizks..lol

lol rizks, truly multinational. East or West Girls are the best? :P

afrin i dont Agree with you....:(

show me the PROOF, in practicle....:)

lol...too funny...2 days in cleaning the apartment...

and yeah... Monsoon = have su karvanoo

pajju uncle u r rigt..mallu gals are beautiful than..gujjus................

Pajju u traitor, u r in a Gujju thread so East or West Gujju galz are the best.

PS: if i was in Mallu, Hyderbadi, French or other threads i would have also said the same thing ONLY the country/state will be changed...:)

rizks i wont agree .. mallu gals r betterthan gujjus :P

Gujjus gals are so bootiful, i really lub them.

I wish i can hav one gujju potti as my galpriend...:)

Yep and i love to see dandiya :) sexy n hot gujjus lol

Yeah gujjus wear saree the wrong way...ulta-saree...so sexy :)

lol pajju...thanks for mentioning "with saree"

and i love gujjus with saree :)

Navratri...I love it

an_na - no gujju resturant here.. but Soniya does cook good gujju food.. :P

is guuju food available here in indian restuarent?...i m really feeling to taste gujju food nw!!

beautynbrain ...good input ...from your side too...

Colt count the full numbers....you only count one, two and then ten....there are more numbers inbetween...count them all...lol

Ajith he wont..okay

I dont have any objection to leave...but while going thru the thread, saw some comments about tamilians...pls ask colt not to make any comments that hurt ppl...

me gujju but dont play garba and dandiya myself.. even i got to navratri only to see beautiful girls :)

ajith, will u plzz leave our thread?? we don't want this thread to get deleted..plzz..kindly leave...

Why??

YOU! :-D

Okay

one incidnt which happened in Surat!

was out on date with one gujju chic!

went to coffee house , i asked her what wud u like to have ...she said cafffe Mocha(Mocha as in Mocchhhha (Mochi wala Mocchha)

i was like where the hell is this coffeee in the menu and finally cud understand what exactly she ment by it!!! ..lol

Above is just n incident...(funnniiiies guys...no offence):-)

i am not saying all of the, are like this...i think i made the wrong choice!

Nishant best is navratri time yaar..awesome!!! uske uppar parents allow them for nite out at Navrtri...(i dont know how to play but like watching beautiful girls doing garbha and stuff ;-))

what is your problem

you still here??? do you not read very well? 1....2....10!!!

that's not always true buddy... gujju chicks rock indeed.

take it easy dude, you were telling that "these tamilians are all out for blood!!! :-))" how come we can admit that...and why you want those type of comments in this thread??

I hope ppl agree with me..

I will give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, black, no-good keister off this thread before i pump your guts full o' lead!

1... 2... 10!

:-)

yes true...(but very few who are polished and good)

i still rem that muzic vid...dil le gayi kudi gujarat di!!!

yes thats true... doesn't matter,all that matters is they respect other culture and people and they indeed are very closeknit as a community!

lol wings...but some are really beautiful..evenif they r on with make ups or without it..u know, my MOM IN-LAW is really really beautiful..

he he he one more on gujju

'

Deepb yes they are very beautiful (with makeup only)

i remember navratri's - these chics will dress up like ny thing and full makeup on...

but next day u meet them u wont be able to recognize them..i swear...i really wonder how makeup can enhance your looks!!

while you are in gujju...why you want to bring tamil here...keep us aside...yes we cant take jokes...when it comes to culture and sentiments...

Too good! "you use grocery bags as garbage bags" who doesn't? TFS deepb...keep em coming!

I'm sure you go to the mosques during ramadan eh???? LOL :-)))

lol free food eh nishant? True blue gujju :P

nishant, here u showed ur true GUJJU BLOOD..hehehhee...free food?? who wil give u??? hahahha

lol deep...i was fiery and violent before..now i m quite peace loving person, u know..he hehehee

and yes i just hate the word JEE...lol..i m still young..

main to aiwe hi mazaak kar raha tha... aaj kuch zyada kaam nahin hain isi liye :P

btw guys do we have Indians only QL guys meeting sometime.. id love to join (may be for free food... lolz)

We all know soniya is a dangerous and violent person especially if "jee" is used :P

I like gujju chicks ;), but coorgies are the hottest (incase my fiancé is reading).

LOL.. i msgd him back, let's see if he comes ;-)

nishant, and WHO ARE OTHERS?? can i get the name?? (don't raise my name..lol)

colt, check ur PM.. WK has mailed u i think..

Must be the Tamil Tiger spillouts from Sri Lanka... Careful colt.

lol deep bhai... aisa nahin hain.. gujjus do take humour as humour. and btw, they are not violent (ahem ahem) like a few others :P

Know many of them. They are just too good and successful in business.

these tamilians are all out for blood!!! :-))

deep, i m half GUJJU..he hehee

Nice ones :-))

Thank god most gujju's can take a joke.

a pakka gujju takes offence when u compare him with a marwari :P.

compare gujju to anyone else apart from a marwari :)

colt paaji.. phew (read few) more for all the beautyphool gaais on ql :P

You know what "doodh cold drink" (pronounced doodh coal dreenk) is.

Sunday mornings = Gathiya and jalebi.

The road outside Borivali Station doesn't scare you to death.

ohh wings...have patience then...60 days will just go away..

nahi yaar, i jus joined in Doha,cant go now,,,September yaar ;-(

(Its only been 3 months i am here)

koi nahi 60 days are left yaar!

GOOD one... so true eh, especially in case of marwari's ;-))

you're all bull5hit, I love the way soniya replied to that LOL!!!

lol wings...its vacation time..so rush for home..lol

Soniya:-yes i am Punju too.. :-)

Oyye Soniya

yaar dont make me remember home!

:-(

Super makke ki roti saag and thandi dahi and white butter oyye hoyye!

i think i need to book my tickets back home ASAP.

rizk, get lost...who told u this?? lolzzz....

lol colt...bad luck...

i heard they dip Onion in Tea and eat for breakfast ? :)

wings, u too a punju????

guys,

i guess someone forgot to mention you're surely a gujju if u have learnt numbers by counting money :P

I remember my gf eating it with that too and then she wud come to kiss me... wtf ever... LOL!!!

lol colt...we love to have onions with CHICKEN...and yes with some MAKKAI KI ROTI and SARSO DA SAANG..

What about the pyaaj, don't punju's eat onion with everything? ;-)

ha haha ...being punju by blood i know u will deliver it to me for free!...lol

challega yaar what ever u want...can give u ny thing for good food!

please dont forget to put hari mirchi along haan :-)

ohh ok...but buddy, being half gujju, i will charge u heavily for the food deliver to u..lolz...r u ready to pay huge money to me??

i did ask u :-)'Preeetty please! :-)

wings, did u ask me or colt to pack u the dhoklas or theplas????

na bhai never thought of it..

even i am not!

but still i like the gujju food..lol

oyye Tutak tutak tutiya... don't act like a ***tia... ;-))) chal cutting chai ho jaye ;-)

You think im gujju??? not from any angle ;-)

oyye Tutak tutak tutiya!

Leave daler go for Malkit Singh

Tunak tunak Tun

Tunak tunak Tun

Tunak tunak Tun

Da Da Da... ;-))

Colt with tea yaar....when can i come for Khakra

Colt , no panga with Punju's haan..

Desighee ki kassam nani yaad aajayegi...

Jus kiddin bro!

I like masala khakra :-)

Colt , no panga with Punju's haan..

Desighee ki kassam nani yaad aajayegi...

Jus kiddin bro!

He he do u parcel the stuff as well....

Please ....1kg nylon khaman,Dhokla and few theplas pls!

No re... I was just making a statement. I saw you said balle balle, so I know you were not the one ;-)

Chal ab bolo ta ra ra ra!!! ;-))

WINGS OF FIRE, there is no shop for authentic gujju food here in DOHA..Being married for quite long to a GUJJU, i've learnt to make quite tasty DHOKLAs and THEPLA..

proud to be a gujju... :)

Nishant V Shah :)

colt, so r u blaming me for the reason of deletion of PUNJABI thread?? i just cleared out some points which was applicable to all and not just to PUNJUs..is there ne wrong in it?? and i didn't FLAG THE PUNJBAI THREAD offensive..

Aaaaachhhhuuu !!

ExCuSe Me !!

carry on.

you LOVE to HATE me ;-)

pajju bro, plzz tell MODs to give us our PUNJU thread..we won't fight there...

wings of fire - i dont think so we have good shop for those ...

It must be the weather and approaching ramadan. People get cooky at this time.

You said it.

In the movie 3 Idiots, they make fun of each others parents too, why was that not flagged as offensive in the Indian community? - Disrespecting parents eh???

he he he Colt!

hey yaar i missed that Punju thread,cudnt read it.

Author of that thread pls post it again!

pass 'em some chill pill Colt... :P

Colt i hate u :)

But unfortunately some of my Indian counterparts DO NOT know how to do that, i.e. take it in "good humour"... and then they go on to make a mountain out of a mole hill...

Sheesh!!! effin nutcases!!! :-P

Hey Soniya

any good dhokla,thepla shop around here?

wings of fire - missing the fun :(

kemchooo grrr am not

Do u guys remember the dialogue from the hindi movie 3 idiots where kareen said : DHOKLA, THEPLA, FAFDAS are like the name of some missiles..lol

I was having this thought much before kareena said it on screen..hahhaha

^ ;-)

true!

i totally agree

no i am remembering ice halwa!

cherukkan - its malayalamq

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majama cho ! ! tamme khemcho ?

lol deepb.. :P

Colt, as what you have said before, take it in good humour... :P

wings of fire, yes GUJJUS are really sweet from inside..U know they r fond of SWEETS..I loose my mind whenever my hubby wants me to taste any kind of sweet delicacy..lol...but really, they r very sweet and kind hearted people..

a lot of it is true, it's just that sometimes we Indians get so offensive when stuff like this is brought about in the open.

Reason we do that is because we're embarrassed to admit it.

Well if I can make a joke on others, I SURE as hell can take a joke on me!

Khemcho...even i miss that yaar ,sply it is monsoon, nice rains, rember sitting near the bridges , having chai and bhajiya!ohh god!

Greenry all around unlike here!

lol mj must be a gujju :P

you use grocery bags as garbage bags. -- don't we all? :P

u bet wings of fire.. people are very good at heart.. and the food is also good. miss them....

khemcho which one is the new id of pajju?

Tame kem cho?

I know Soniya,

I ve been staying in diff parts of gujarat for i think 8-10 years.

It was just a joke to laugh about :-)

I admire lot many things abt them...sply the food,gathiya and paiye ka chutni with chai in monsoon and bhajiya too...

and culture a big yes for that too...

Guys rather then making fun, better if you share good things about the country, state and community....

According to the August 8 report of the National Council of

Applied Economic Research, the richest city in India is now Surat , ahead of Bangalore and Madras , with an average annual household income of Rs 0.45 million (over $11,000 per year).

80 per cent of all diamonds sold anywhere in the world are polished in Surat 's 10,000 diamond units.

The only non-Jews in the Tel Aviv and Jerusalem diamond bourse (stock exchange) are GUJARATI(Not Gujjus..)

Between 2004-5 and 2007-8 Surat 's middle class doubled in size and its poor reduced by a third.

The fifth richest city in India is now Ahmadabad , ahead of Bombay and Delhi , and miles ahead of Calcutta .

The percentage of man-days lost in Gujarat due to labor unrest is 0.42 per cent, the lowest in India ..

Of Gujarat 's 18,048 villages, 17,940 have electricity. Under Chief Minister Modi, the face of industrial Gujarat is changing.

The world's largest oil refinery is coming up in Jamnagar . Owned by Reliance, it already refines 660,000 barrels of oil a day and will double that this year.

Thirty per cent of India 's cotton is grown in Gujarat, 40 per cent of India 's art-silk is manufactured in Surat , employing 0.7 million people.

The world's third largest denim manufacturer is Ahmedabad's Arvind Mills.

A KPMG report says 40 per cent of India 's pharmacy industry is based in Gujarat with companies like Torrent, Zydus Cadila, Alembic, Dishman and Sun Pharma.

The state of Gujarat's GDP has been growing at 12 per cent a year for the last 12 years, as fast as China 's.

India's wealthiest man, Mukesh Ambani of Reliance, is Gujarati.

Forbes says he is the world's fifth richest man, worth $43 billion.

Azim Premji of Wipro, is Gujarati. He is the world's 21st richest man, worth $17 billion.

Ten of the 25 richest Indians are Gujarati. Some of the best business communities in India -- Parsis, Jains, Memons, Banias, Khojas and Bohras -- speak Gujarati.

The two great leaders of the subcontinent, the Mahatma and the Quaid, were both Gujaratis from trading communities. One a Bania, the other a Khoja.

Gujaratis number 55 million, five per cent of India's population living on six per cent of surface area, but hold 30 per cent of all Indian stock.

Gujaratis account for 16 per cent of all Indian exports and 17 per cent of GDP.

It was a pleasure knowing you... or not, watever. If you can't stand humour, this is not the place for you.

Have a good one!

a dought .. this is indianliving.com ? :P

Mj - stop this ya.. am not there in ur way.

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beautynbrain have a nice trip :P

wings of fire, it's just a pronounciation difference..Like how v say CALCUTTA but bengalis call it as KOLKATTA..

Why the hell its still happening here.... Modsssssssss..... where r u?

then one True Indian should have done that.. ;)

pajju - stop creating new id's... lol

khemcho, you don't have to answer it!

Pajju thanks..

noone here from kerala

deep, do u know one thing more about GUJJU girls?? Most of the girl's name sounds like NEHAL, MENAL, PAYAL, TWINKLE, SIMPLE all in rhymes..lol...and few more common names are JIGNA, HIRAL, JIGESH, HITESH, HIMESH, JIGAR (walla i can't believe that someone has the name from parts of our body..hehehehe)and the list goes on n on...

My hubby will surely kill me today if he will read my comments..lolzzz

So now gujju tread started??? i think QL is no more interesting for me....

:-) True!!!

i still remember while travelling in trains Gujju's use to open big steel boxes of farsan and thepla...(but they dfntly are good at heart!)

hey i remembered one joke abt it...

"no offences--Its a Funnies thread"

Q:-Do you know what a gujju looks for; before marriage?

A:-A Hole

Confused:----- They pronounce hall as hole!

(bhavesh bhai na vivah thakur "hole" ma che!!!!)

Though a old one but it always makes me laugh!

I was going to add this line to the- You must be a punjabi if -

You lose your sense of humor when things hit close to home.

But I guess it's not required anymore.

anyone from kerala?

khemcho, i swear i didn't FLAG THE PUNJU thread OFFENSIVE..i don't know y it got deleted...trust me...

Is it dedicated for Soniya? Tamaru nam shu che? Shu chaale che?

"you take off your shoes before stepping foot in your living room."

= Thats absolutely true...I don't even allow my guest to wear shoes/slippers inside my home..

kemcho yep ..i just explained coz am from kerala .. sorry am indian :D

lol rizks saale :)

pajju - people can do google, if they dont know something.. ya ?

Colt FYI there is no Punjabi MOD :))

My fiancé was based in Gujarat and picked up some of those habits as well :P

MJ gujjus are an Indo-Aryan ethnic group that is traditionally Gujarati-speaking and can trace their ancestry to the state of Gujarat in India.

Gujju is brother of Pajju...

though, Gujju's are bootyfool and Pajju is not....:(

soniya - also flag this as offensive, so that it gets deleted

I can relate to so many of those, even though im not gujju... I grew up with them ;-))) LOL!!!

what's a Gujju? :P

aiyyah, man - u guys r too much...