WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
aha! the forum meisters are awake. Aggravating everyone with their techno rules of how to write, what to say, criticising users on their lack of forum etiquette knowledge and special code.
So far today i have seen people complaining about where someone is posting their adverstisements for apartments
Here someone is complaining about something that was already written and not to repeat it
Somewhere else there was something about the amount of replies
Surely the whole beauty of a "flattened" world thanks to digitization and the internet is that it can bring together wide ranges of people to discuss things and give their opinions. A marketers dream and its relatively FREE!
Therefore people are going to have different ways of doing things on the forum.
My personal pet hate is those people who have to have some bit of nonsense as their digital signature, such as.
"love, life and ...."
"to remember something is to forget nothing..."
"how beautiful the sunrise is...."
"tiling my pet giraffe whilst skiing down mount fuji....smell those cherry blossoms......"
"they walk among us...."
ITS THESE INANITIES THAT WE HAVE TO KEEP RE READING EVERY TIME YOU GUYS POST SOMETHING!!! CHANGE THE TRACK ALREADY!
hey,i visit QL and check my mail daily......
Here is the reply to your PM. In case you dont open your inbox....
Chill buddy,
Why a PM for such a thing. You are welcome to repeat "N" number of times and do what you please. I care a hoot for that. It was just a simple information to you to understand that people might have already read the whole thing.
You dont have to take it so personally.
..**.. ""They walk among us. They vote & they even reproduce"" ..**..
"HEBREWS" i like it
You have used it as a thread. I have already copy-pasted this as one of the posts ages back in QL.
..**.. ""They walk among us. They vote & they even reproduce"" ..**..