wife character is really hard
By somwerNdmiddle •
Why are wifes more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either your money or life... The wives want both!
Two men are talking.
1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Quote:
"1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes."
-->Then, I think men deserves a "mafia wives" :P
Its the spying like CIA, the tail gating like a land cruiser, interrogation like a criminal lawyer, demanding like a angry bull, hungry like a lion...endless...
hahahahahaa nicee mafiaaa vs wife.... lolxxx:D
one more :P
asked wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
wife, "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!"
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
:P lolx
like you stated leelah, your son just got married, he has just started running the race hehehe, he'll understand married life along the way. my wife has some funny genes sometimes but i don't complain, because i have funny genes sometimes also hehehehe
trip na kontraem badtripen ah!
till my son said you know mum you women got some sort of funny genes to make things difficult and promise all of you women got them.I thought ah.. my poor husband married some odd years never complained.my son who just started his married life is that miserable.made me think ARE we as wives really hard on husbands?or husbands are not strong enough to tackle the situation?
What a load of bullshit! Its getting sooooo stale
"Ali Baba and 40 thieves" are now "Ali Baba and 30 thieves" ; 10 were laid off.
why nobody post gay jokes here cos lots of gays around.
Everybody is right everybody is wrong, it depend where you stand
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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hAHAHAHHAHAHA Funny :)
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CONFUSE ............ if you cannot convince!
because ... women are wooorrrry for men
:-) its funny
lol... works both ways also.. :P