The Why's of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know....it never happened)
( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
And the personal favourite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face And laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart.
When God made man,
he made him out of string.
He had a little left,
so he left a little thing.
When God made woman,
he made her out of lace.
He didn't have enough,
so he left a little space.
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I loved this one!!!! I just copied it and sent it to all of my gal pals. Hope you are doing ok.
Take care
Lisa
Just found it funny...that's all
nyahaha ,.. why do u have a lot of "Q & A" about S e X lately ,...
yeah back home ,...its wet season already ,.. hihi
Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt
More jokes! :P
LOL
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Why do women wear white on their wedding day? So they will match the stove and fridge!
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womens sex drive by 90 percent.... Wedding cake!!!
Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter? Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.
How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None. Let the her cook in the dark.
Why do women have smaller feet than men ? So they can stand closer to the sink
What's the worst part of getting a sex change from male to female? Whan they remove half the brain.
Did you here that they discovered that there are female hormones in beer? Yeah, apparently they had 100 guys each drink 10 pints of beer. They all started running their mouths and driving lousy.
I date this girl for two years -- and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name..."
Why do women have arms? Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean?
Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
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It's only a joke...that's why it's in the "funnies"....
Wow is that as bad as it gets?! Sexual discrimation.
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