Why You Never Ask a Drunk Person a Question
WHY YOU NEVER ASK A DRUNK PERSON A QUESTION
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. package of bacon. (beef, of course!)
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
'You must be single.'
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: 'Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'
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HE WHO DARES WINS
love it :D
LOL Scarlett!!!
I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown
Drinking must have clouded his vision. Can we get alcohol in Qatar?
I think I will choose to be "ugly" then.
You are Ugly! LOL
What happen to my Southern Belle?
Muy Vieja y muy fea
HEHEHEHEH
Don't punch me, when you see me the next time in public. LOL
“Be fearful when others are greedy, and be greedy when others are fearful,”
lol
-- F L A M M A B L E --
Kareena74... Where is saif?? Hope he doesnt hear that...
it sounds like a joke only.....
Very nice joke.............
I guess that explains why i am still single as well.. And to think I was under the impression that I am single bcoz I am choosy.. Now I know.. I am ugly and so are all the single people in the world.. BINGO
TAKE THAT BACK AT ONCE!
I will not have you insinuate that Scarlett is single..
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I dont know about that.. Most of the drunks i have seen are pretty good actors after 4 large....lol
It is true that a Drunk always says the truth..
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HE WHO DARES WINS
You can't teach experience...
Speed bhai ........
tatz why i asked u, coz i very well know, tat Drunk Guy was U....lol ----- J/k
HYD bhai, sub changa hai na ?
by the way Salaam and GM ...
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Was he sooo drunk that he misplaced 'I' for 'U'??
LoL....................
Didn't get why if Single they are UGLY, i guess its the other way around ...:)
CSI
and what he got in return from that Ugly Single 'BANG'
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