Who's wrong??

szakirh
By szakirh

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had eggs." :S

By seantrump• 8 Jun 2011 08:52
Rating: 4/5
seantrump

The eggs and the milk are wrong.The milk should be in dozens and the eggs in cartoons.

By anonymous• 8 Jun 2011 08:36
anonymous

brit, the truth is that we both are wrong. There are two objects, not subjects. However, the reference is ambiguous.

By britexpat• 8 Jun 2011 08:30
Rating: 5/5
britexpat

Women are always very vague...

I remember Rizks going to a female personal trainer in order to lose the extra weight gained by too many karak chais.

"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 2 kilos." the trainer said.

When Rizks returned, he shocked her by having lost nearly 10 kilos!

"That's amazing!" the personal trainer said; "Did you follow my instructions?"

Rizks nodded..."I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead on the 3rd day."

"From the hunger, you mean?"

"No, from the bloody skipping!" replied Rizks.

By s_isale• 8 Jun 2011 06:11
s_isale

equality

By ramil26• 8 Jun 2011 06:06
ramil26

yep, thw woman was just not clear on the instructions, the husband was right..

By ghazalz• 7 Jun 2011 14:20
ghazalz

Obedient fellow :D

By anonymous• 7 Jun 2011 14:13
Rating: 2/5
anonymous

The sentence is not correct. The reference is not clear. There are two subjects. It's the woman's fault!

By Milky_BarKid• 7 Jun 2011 14:10
Milky_BarKid

I am sure the husband was Rizks..:)

By anonymous• 7 Jun 2011 14:09
anonymous

MEN HAVE SELECTIVE HEARING!!!

By nomad_08• 7 Jun 2011 14:08
nomad_08

LOL!

By anonymous• 7 Jun 2011 13:53
anonymous

lolz

By engr_612• 7 Jun 2011 13:25
engr_612

rite

By xxc• 7 Jun 2011 13:06
xxc

hehehe ... dumb!

By RefinedSoul• 7 Jun 2011 13:00
RefinedSoul

note his fault, actually the joke was translated from cantonesian into english

By anonymous• 7 Jun 2011 12:59
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

Problem of usage.

By torogi• 7 Jun 2011 12:56
torogi

Obedient husband.. lol

By anonymous• 7 Jun 2011 12:56
anonymous

aaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha

By vivme• 7 Jun 2011 12:55
vivme

is logically right and contextually wrong..

By t_coffee_or_me• 7 Jun 2011 12:51
t_coffee_or_me

Wife was stupid. Husband was right

By flexicode• 7 Jun 2011 12:50
flexicode

The husband is right but an idiot.

By t_coffee_or_me• 7 Jun 2011 12:49
t_coffee_or_me

Thats why it's called English is a funny language.

By Rizks• 7 Jun 2011 12:40
Rizks

what ? :(

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