When Caught Asleep in the Workplace

strawberry_shisha
By strawberry_shisha

 

'Things to Say When Caught Asleep in the Workplace'Friday Jokes

  • They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
  • I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.
  • I wasn't sleeping, I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

    Amen
  • This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.
  • I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.
  • Hey, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off.
  • Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.

 

Bon jeudi

 

By Vegas• 21 Jul 2011 16:54
Rating: 3/5
Vegas

and having some crazy dream???

By soltero• 21 Jul 2011 16:52
Rating: 5/5
soltero

[[wysiwyg_imageupload:1357:]]disease...

By Good old joe• 21 Jul 2011 15:16
Rating: 4/5
Good old joe

That must have been the middle level  boss  they caught sleeping at his desk and looking for inspiration and solutions when his bigger boss or the sponsor told him that they were going to cancel his visa and send him back to where he came from 

By FlyingAce• 21 Jul 2011 13:11
FlyingAce

Rizks, i Wake up when the "GPWS" starts sounding or in normal language "Terrain Alarm" Sounds...... :P

By strawberry_shisha• 21 Jul 2011 12:52
strawberry_shisha

lol..so i think everybody is not in the mood to work today..we'll all sleep in the coffee table then..hu-homm..

By Rizks• 21 Jul 2011 12:28
Rizks

FA and u get up when ?once u hav landed ....lol

By FlyingAce• 21 Jul 2011 11:58
Rating: 5/5
FlyingAce

Put the Aircraft at Auto Pilot and off to sleep.... :P

By strawberry_shisha• 21 Jul 2011 11:56
strawberry_shisha

lol..i'll pretend that i'm praying since i'm closing my eyes..

By Xena• 21 Jul 2011 11:14
Rating: 4/5
Xena

My  boss said if I was tired I could sleep in the boardroom:-D

By ingeniero• 21 Jul 2011 11:12
ingeniero

My sponser agreed to give me release.. He convinced with my points.. Damn u ruined every thing.. :(

By sbt• 21 Jul 2011 11:06
Rating: 3/5
sbt

hahaha like this post...i will slowly open my eyes (then sign a cross)so they will know that im only praying hahaha..

By anonymous• 21 Jul 2011 09:53
Rating: 5/5
anonymous

I was trying to go on with my last illusion about our new project …. Lols

By pakucj2• 21 Jul 2011 08:37
Rating: 5/5
pakucj2

Happy Yappy weekend  :P

By strawberry_shisha• 21 Jul 2011 08:35
strawberry_shisha

lol pakucj2..have a happy weekend..

By pakucj2• 21 Jul 2011 08:33
Rating: 5/5
pakucj2

I was not sleeping :) I was visioning myself on the future goals and high sales for the company damned :) dnt do tht again ever when i am visualising :P

By strawberry_shisha• 21 Jul 2011 08:30
strawberry_shisha

lol yeah..maybe you sleep late last night and woke up so early or have a bad hang over..oowww...that's pretty aweful..

By Colt45• 21 Jul 2011 08:26
Rating: 4/5
Colt45

I don't do banadol, I'd rather take an advil PM and sleep it off :-(

By strawberry_shisha• 21 Jul 2011 08:19
strawberry_shisha

colt, get yer self a panadol..damn...you're supposed to be happy since it's the last day of the week..anyhow..i wish you a nice day ahead..

By Colt45• 21 Jul 2011 08:08
Colt45

It ain't happy for me, I got a headache the size of Texas :-(

By strawberry_shisha• 21 Jul 2011 08:04
strawberry_shisha

lol colt..happy thursday!

By Colt45• 21 Jul 2011 08:00
Rating: 5/5
Colt45

"I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance." "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot ..."

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