What is Tension?
What is Tension?
A beautiful girl asks lift from you. On the way she faints and you take her to hospital.
Doctor says ‘Congrats. You are going to become a father.’
THAT’S IT. YOU GET TENSED.
You say – ‘But that baby is not mine.’
Girl says – ‘he is only the father of my baby.’
YOU HAVE MORE TENSION.
Police comes and DNA test is done. Report comes. Which says that you can never become a father.
EVEN MORE TENSION FOR YOU.
Anyhow you thank God and return home. Then you think, “At home I have 2 kids. Whose are those?”
THIS IS REAL TENSION!
that is the biggest tension - bestman-inshallaji ( to convince him to leave)
Keep your voices down or bestman may walk in here. Then it will be tension for all.
LOL....very gud....
ROFL... :)
Nice one.
Thanks!
hehehe nice...
Sid! really a funny posting..!!
:)
hahaha...wat a tension to release ur tension...
ya it really happened...:(
and Visper was the one who had lend me some Tissue paper's.
Ehh.. Soniya, it's not imagination.. It really happened to rizks.. hahahahaha
rizk, man - now don't go ahead of this topic..lolz
visper, hats off to ur imagination...he hehehe
hahahah Visper....
by the way, i dont use toilet papers !
i use NEWsPAPERS......:)
Yah Rizks was inside the toilet.. And after he release his tension, he found out there's no toilet paper available.. :)).. Another tension..
Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: 'Take two aspirin' and 'Keep away from children.'
I only understand RIZKY's tension.....hahahaahaaahhaaa
ohhhh absolutely hilarious...
NGTD, NO i was inside the toilet...:)
Riskz,
were you in that situation? :)
tension good joke.
ROFL. good one.
hahaha wat a tension...
When u need to go to Toilet to S*it and someone is already inside and there is no other toilets around.........TENSION....:(