what happened??
A man went to his doctor full of anger. "Doc," he said, "I feel
like killing my wife. You've got to help me. You've got to tell
me what to do."
The doctor decided on how to best handle the case. "Look," he
said, "here are some pills. You take these twice a day and
they'll enable you to fuck your wife six times a day. If you do
this for thirty days, you'll fuck her to death."
"Wonderful, doc," said the grateful patient. "I think I'll take
her to Miami Beach so there won't be anything to interfere with
us and no one will be suspicious.
He left with a bottle of pills in his hand and a smile on his face.
Nearly a month passed. The doctor flew to Miami Beach for a
medical convention. There, on Lincoln Road, he saw his patient
coming along in a wheelchair, just managing to move forward.
"What happened?" the doctor asked. "What happened?"
"Don't worry, doc," the patient reassured him, "two more days
and she'll be dead."
