We're Even....
A missionary was sent to the deepest, darkest part of Africa, and moved in with a primitive native tribe. He spent several years with the people, during which he particularly stressed the evil of sexual sin...no adultery, no fornication! One day, the wife of one of the tribe's noblemen gave birth to a child. The child
was white! This caused quite a stir in the village. The chief sent for the missionary, and said, 'You have taught us the evils of sexual sin, but here is a black woman who gives birth to a white child. And you are the only white man in a distance of a five days walk! What is the explanation?' The missionary replies, 'No, no, my good man, you are mistaken. This is a natural occurrence, what in English we call an albino. Nature does this on some occasions. For example, look there at that flock of sheep. They are all white, except among them -- look there is one black sheep. Could you explain this to me?' The chief thinks it over for a while and then replies, 'O.K. Tell you what father. You don't say anything about the black sheep, and I won't say anything about the white child.'
If you read the same one with pictures you will understand
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
its a clear message for all of us -------------THINK HIGH LIVE SIMPLE------------------
You can't teach experience...
Men...lol
I do the very best I know how - the very best I can;
and mean to keep doing so until the end.
If the end brings me out all right,
what is said against me won't amount to anything. - Abraham Lincoln
ROFL!!!
Didn't get it...
That's one third of the folks who did'nt get it then
just eat another pie
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"Quit hanging on to the handrails . . . Let go. Surrender. Go for the ride of your life. Do it every day." Melody Beattie
nice
.hilarious....hihihihihihihi
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nice! :))
lol
Are you sure the local tribe was not in Wales.
just eat another pie
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