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By fadi lebanon •
My next-door neighbours, two cute young lesbians, asked me what I would like for my birthday.
I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex! Very nice of them, but I'm pretty sure they misunderstood me when I said,
'I wanna watch!'
nice one...
i will have a cotton bud handy in case i will meet a genie...
nice one...
i will have a cotton bud handy in case i will meet a genie...
One day, a man walked into a bar. He say's to the bartender, "If I show you the most amazing thing in your life, will you give me five free beers?"
The bartender says, "Show me this amazing thing first."
So the man takes out a 10 inch man and a tiny piano.
The 10 inch man starts playing the piano. The bartender scratches his head and says, "Wow, that is amazing. Here are your five beers. How did you do that?"
"There is a magic lamp outside. Rub it and a genie comes out and will grant you one wish."
So the bartender goes outside, finds the lamp, and rubs it. Then
the genie comes out and says "I am the genie of this lamp. I will grant one wish. Choose carefully."
"I want 10,000,000 bucks." As soon as he made his wish, 10,000,000 ducks came out of nowhere.
The bartender goes back into the bar.
"Boy" he says to the man, "that genie sure does have bad hearing."
The man answers: "I know, did you really think I asked for a 10 inch pianist?"
Soniya, here's another one. :)
@soniya what is that thing coming out from his ????????
gloomy, how about these??? wipping and the eyes have popped out..lol
Can I get in there please?
i wanna watch!
i wanna watch!
i wanna watch!!!
i think we can watch at Villagio or at Aspire Park where the big TV is being placed to watch world cup...:)
i also wanna watch
where can i watch???
pajju u mean animal live show?:::))
The Peepli Show :P
lol he meant live show :P
so tell us what u wanna watch..LOL
Lolz..this is called as FYL!
Which area does ur neighbour stays ?
Let me know plz, me too wanna Watch......:)
be thankful! for their being deaf u got a Rolex hehehe...