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fadi lebanon
By fadi lebanon

My next-door neighbours, two cute young lesbians, asked me what I would like for my birthday.

I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex! Very nice of them, but I'm pretty sure they misunderstood me when I said,

'I wanna watch!'

By phloem• 21 Jul 2010 18:25
phloem

nice one...

i will have a cotton bud handy in case i will meet a genie...

By phloem• 21 Jul 2010 18:25
Rating: 2/5
phloem

nice one...

i will have a cotton bud handy in case i will meet a genie...

By britexpat• 21 Jul 2010 15:53
britexpat

One day, a man walked into a bar. He say's to the bartender, "If I show you the most amazing thing in your life, will you give me five free beers?"

The bartender says, "Show me this amazing thing first."

So the man takes out a 10 inch man and a tiny piano.

The 10 inch man starts playing the piano. The bartender scratches his head and says, "Wow, that is amazing. Here are your five beers. How did you do that?"

"There is a magic lamp outside. Rub it and a genie comes out and will grant you one wish."

So the bartender goes outside, finds the lamp, and rubs it. Then

the genie comes out and says "I am the genie of this lamp. I will grant one wish. Choose carefully."

"I want 10,000,000 bucks." As soon as he made his wish, 10,000,000 ducks came out of nowhere.

The bartender goes back into the bar.

"Boy" he says to the man, "that genie sure does have bad hearing."

The man answers: "I know, did you really think I asked for a 10 inch pianist?"

By bubblymom• 21 Jul 2010 15:51
bubblymom

Soniya, here's another one. :)

By asif_khan• 21 Jul 2010 09:58
asif_khan

@soniya what is that thing coming out from his ????????

By soniya• 21 Jul 2010 09:36
soniya

gloomy, how about these??? wipping and the eyes have popped out..lol

By TheSpottedOne• 21 Jul 2010 09:25
TheSpottedOne

Can I get in there please?

By bubblymom• 21 Jul 2010 09:12
bubblymom

i wanna watch!

i wanna watch!

i wanna watch!!!

By Rizks• 21 Jul 2010 08:53
Rizks

i think we can watch at Villagio or at Aspire Park where the big TV is being placed to watch world cup...:)

By asif_khan• 21 Jul 2010 08:38
asif_khan

i also wanna watch

where can i watch???

By choozy_84• 21 Jul 2010 08:28
choozy_84

pajju u mean animal live show?:::))

By KHATTAK• 21 Jul 2010 08:24
KHATTAK

The Peepli Show :P

By Pajju• 21 Jul 2010 08:19
Pajju

lol he meant live show :P

By choozy_84• 21 Jul 2010 08:17
choozy_84

so tell us what u wanna watch..LOL

By ajmani• 21 Jul 2010 08:14
Rating: 3/5
ajmani

Lolz..this is called as FYL!

By Rizks• 21 Jul 2010 07:03
Rizks

Which area does ur neighbour stays ?

Let me know plz, me too wanna Watch......:)

By judee• 21 Jul 2010 06:41
judee

be thankful! for their being deaf u got a Rolex hehehe...

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