VOTED BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2006 (allegedly)
For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Joseph told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'm darned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike.
i think it was the shortest, funniest ""lie"" forever
I take that as a compliment ;o)
you really are one hell lady :D
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“From the Millions of Deceased Seals Souls Rose.”
"TWO LADIES SAT TOGETHER QUIETLY" :)
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