ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy,
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not
take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
directly toward her. (As men will.)
Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned
over and whispered to her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that
you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...on one condition.'
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied,
'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly
removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said:
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'Clean my house.'
Money well spent!!!!
Gotta remember that one =)
Stay safe.
Perfection does not exist. The question therefore, is: what level of imperfection are we willing to settle for?
I might adopt it as a new chat up line , have a van outside and start a domestic cleaning service. Just like the old Milk Tray adverts (this will probably be lost on 99% of people here)
I don't go to mythical places with strange men.
-- Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul.
thank you for the support. at least there is one person who agrees with me. had depression but not anymore now:D
No longer a defined waist for it to hoop around! That sucks Jauntie, that you just feel like that.
I honestly, I said this to you with lots of respect: You still looking good.
The Red Pope of Qatar Living
Abba, Abba, Padre!
might have to pour the coffee over my head to wake up!! Night y'all!!!
no waist indeed...they just got a bit "lost"is all...they will return home soon
the reason the hoola hoop no longer hoolas around the waist, is because there is no longer a defined waist for it to hoop around !
and THAT's very depressing!
Ohh fiddledeedee.....
or you're brown bread !
do the twist..like we did last summer...
let me see...not a rapist, twinkle in eyes..but that might be that swarovski crystal...hmm I think you must be a Heinz 57 there KH...nah not Lebanese at all
I'm off to bed to read my book and live to fight another day.
*swivelling eyes at what I'm typing* mad mad mad lol
xx
I was going all phonetic on me
Who told you am Lebanese? Well, now am getting doubtful. Let me check my passport.
however a lot of it can bury you...;)
Maybe I got the wrong word hehehe
*ducks under desk*
its just that british accent thing..
Hmmm....I got to try that one...LOL
At least cleaning house will relieve my stress...LOL
NOT
You can't teach experience...
My Confession Booth prefers concessionary females.
The Red Pope of Qatar Living
Abba, Abba, Padre!
looked for swarve and got swarovski. so did you mean clear and shiny like crystal?
jauntie, you, KH, tcom
and of course I am just kidding with you KH...there's nothing dastardly about you...
hugs to u jauntie
I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here
Than a whole truck load when I'm gone
:D
'swarve' doesn't seem to appear in the dictionary here, but I can assure you it means smooth!
we got ourselves a potential 'dust up' .... actually, that wouldn't be quite correct. I think a 'dust up' is a quarrel.
But hey! gimme a hug xx
you need to make sure that the guy is not Lebanese, to minimize the possibility of rape :D
well if I win, you get to dust my house...and never heard that before..but guess it makes sense...
Put 'em up, put 'em up...
is to be involved in fisticuffs :P
if he lives here in Qatar?? My house could use a bit of a dust up..
ha...ha...
rfol
lol
Good one.