Train Driver..lol

One train which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks suddenly deviated from
the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks.

The passengers were horrified. On the next Railway station the driver was caught.

He was questioned.

He explained that there was a man standing on the track and he was not moving
from there even after lots of honks etc .

Then authorities questioned : are you mad! just to save life of one
person you put life of so many passengers under danger.

You should have run over that person

Driver said : Exactly, that is what i also decided, but this idiot started
running towards the open field when the train was very close. :P