Things to do in the elevator
1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space."
get some friends (6 or 7 if u can)... all dress like gng for an important meeting(a tie and a suitcase can be opted)..get into an elevator.. make sure it is empty..all face the wall opposite to the door(instead of the normal facing the door posture).. wait 4 someone to enter.. act normal(try to look serious if u r really good at acting).. check out how your guest stand in the elevator..Fun guaranteed!!!
That is another thing u can do in an elevator!!!
lolz Brit!!
I dint see this coming...
where is your office..i ll try first with u...take a snap of ur reaction and post it public...EEEYYYyyyyyyyyy:)))
By the way did you hear about eddy going for a job on a building site in Westbay.
The foreman asks, " Eddy, can you brew tea?"
eddy - "ofcourse Yes"
Foreman - "Can you drive a fork lift?"
eddy - "Why, how big is the tea pot?"
Passenger might also feel the same.....be positive
One day, officer britexpat stops a woman and asks to see her driver's licence.
"Lady," It says here you should be wearing glasses," he tells her.
"Well, I have contacts," she replies.
"I don't care who you know," britexpat says, "You're still getting a ticket!"
Passenger as if a commuter,rider or any other word which fits...
I hate people who fart or smoke in elevators
hahahaha Brit... good one.... ;)
I remember the story about Justin_time who goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down on him and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch manhood, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”
Justin_time faints.
The big dude picks him up and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks , “What’s wrong with you?”
Justin_time says, “Excuse me, but what did you say?”
The big dude looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch manhood, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”
Justin_time says, “Thank Goodness! I thought you said ‘Turn around’.”
Rizks, can u really fart silently?
hehehehe
and wat if someone just had Vindaloo and farts silently and pretend as if nothing has happend ? :(
Style change................... and out wearing a swim suit. lola
its better than the abov said 26...wonderful idea...
eddy 30...
passenger??
Rofl!!!
Imagine the other passengers' reactions/expressions!!
very nice!
what if u r stuck in the elevator with a lady inside........:)))( wicked smile)
hahahaha
how bout:
digging ur nose
scratching ur bum
hum ur fav tune and shake ur body calling it a flashmob...
;)
HAHAHA.....somebody s going mad