Things All Girls Should Know About Guys
We thought we'd be fair and add things that guys think that we should know. We compiled stories and a list of do's and don'ts from friends of ours.
1. "...I took this girl camping and we were in the middle of the desert going to havasupai in the grand canyon and she still put make-up on. Why? I'm sure some director is going to discover her in the desert. I don't mind a girl without makeup on when it's only me around, and even with other people around...sometimes it makes a person too artificial."
2. "Don't think you can change a man, it just doesn't work. Once a bastard, always a bastard."
3. "Never come between a man and his PS2!."
4. "Girls should not rave on about past boyfriends to their current boyfriend."
5. "I like girls who can find the courage to pump gas even when they think that their hands are going to smell funny from the gas.."
6. "I like girls who are helpful no matter the chore and who like to participate in any cool activity without complaining about something."
7. "Guys are always suspicious of girls that wear noticeably too much make-up. We want to wake up to the same face we went to sleep with, not on the pillow."
8. "Although some men may hesitate to say the 'L' word, if he is comfortable enough to fart around you, that's a sure sign he's in love...but if he farts on the first date and laughs, ditch him at the first opportunity."
9. "Girls shouldn't get upset when guys look at other girls. It's a fundamental instinct to look at things that are beautiful. It's why we have museums."
10. "Don't drag your guy to see some dumb romantic comedy you know will be stupid even though it may look 'cute'. You're just making the poor guy waste money on something he doesn't want to see, and no matter what he says, it was not 'ok.'"
11. "I just wish sometimes the girl would make the first move. It's so much more exciting."
If you love someone, you dont care about his/her past....You will just loved her/him the way she/he is...Accept him/her whoever she/he is...
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" Failure is Not an OPTION "
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which head is talking on this thread....I agree we all need to be loved and respected!
Azi, point 3, no more PS2, it is PS3, Xbox360, Cricket or Football match......"DO NOT DISTURB PLEASE"
don't waste your time talking while your man's not looking, you'll end up hearing them say, "what?!..."
ask not where your man have been, better ask how was it?
remember that men has "two heads", scientifically proven to be interrelated, so don't be confuse if one day you woke up he's saying nonsense for he may just forget switching back the one with brain during the night.
men sometimes don't like it when girls pretend to be beau-tiful,sometimes it's just enough to hear the first syllable (be you), the rest may sounds like "pitiful".
always know the rules of engagement, know where and when to apply force (of your mouth).
also remember the rules of court, "innocent until proven guilty", it may save some respect he see's on you if you end up wrong, anyway you'll still know the truth next.
your partner is also human, not a cash register, if you're able to help out then do the end of your bargain, it'll not be a relationship if only one do the bidding.
lastly, men also need to be loved, sometimes women do forget that.
^_^ hehe
Experience tells you More....never Argue with your girl, you will lose...
1) Never ask a guy..."Do I look fat in this dress?"... -Do you expect us to answer the truth, or the truth that u wanna hear? Cos to tell you the truth... even if you look like a preggy lady, we still WANT to go out with you, and spent time together.
2) Be happy if we even follow you to "buy" your cloth... don't expect too much from us though... we only have like 25 minutes of stamina to walk around the shops before we start to whine n pull our faces. Just leave us at any nearby coffee shops, and you can shop for 2-3 hours guilt-free. We don't mind... really...
3)If we want to bring you out for dinner, and we ask, "what do you feel like eating"... Just answer the DA*N question... Don't play mind games with us, cos when us men are hungry (REALLY HUNGRY), we tend to turn green...
4) When we want a quiet time alone, dun ask us, what u did wrong... sometimes guys just want to be alone for a while... cos if u kept on asking, it could turn ugly, ended up fighting for no reason at all...
5) We never compare you with a Porche, Lambo, or even Ferrari... so dun compare us with ur dad...
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"An eye for an eye, and soon the whole world is blind." - Mahatma Gandhi
liza_gays-- say what?? :/
I'm not sure that girls will agree with 9.
a lot of trolls here!
intersting,, but not exciting...
4. "Girls should not rave on about past boyfriends to their current boyfriend."
Correct me, If I'm wrong Ate,
Bluntly, it sounds all familiar, specially when the same story is being told every time, all the time, from someone's mouth. I'm glad that person is not someone's girlfriend or she will be fired and transfer to some psychiatric ward unless both are NUTS. That will be another short story to write about.
And let's dedicate ourselves to what the Greeks wrote so many years ago: to tame the savageness of man and make gentle the life of this world. Let us dedicate ourselves to that, and say a prayer for our country and for our people.
No.13 - it's ok if we ask if you've got a sister.
hmmm... this is quite a lists sister ha... how have you been na?
particular dress makes you look fat!You put him in a lose / lose situation.
When coming back from work, a guy likes to be welcomed with a cold drink a lovely smile and lacy lingerie if possible.
now see the signature...llollz
its kool now :D
no.12 - a guy's ballbag does get sweaty, so he does need to adjust.
lol okie, what kind ?? :D
"There's good in everyone, sometimes people just get diverted to the wrong path"
number 3 rocks.... lolzzz
fly a kite...
I dont have a PSP
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Azzi whts up with this girl? All of a sudden ur sexist now :(
"There's good in everyone, sometimes people just get diverted to the wrong path"
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