A Texas Wife
I love this one..
A TEXAS WIFE
Three men married wives from different states:
The first man married a woman from Michigan . He told her
that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a
couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a
clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from Missouri. He gave
his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes
and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any
results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the
third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done
and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from "Texas" He ordered her to
keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry
washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said
the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he
didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the
swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his
left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix
himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher
I thought it was for her
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
lool
Guess women in Texas dont marry in white then?
Because all kitchen appliances come in white..:)
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HE WHO DARES WINS
Marriage? Deal for Full time maid?
kind of woman. Good on er
he was wrong to ask before he do!!!!!!!!!!
LOL Scarlett... hmmmm now why do u love it i wonder ;-)
WYSIWYG
I'm not touching that one ...
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)
LOL! Nice one scarlett
"Ali Baba and 40 thieves" are now "Ali Baba and 30 thieves" ; 10 were laid off.
hahahaa texas chicks rule!
Looks like Vegas had his share of Black eyes lol
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Why ouch Vegas? Is there something you wanna tell us?
You can't teach experience...
I loved this one! I think my origins are in Texas... :^)
i love this also...
- hal ko! -
if I marry again, I'll avoid someone like you, a certified texan! Good morning!
"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"