Teenage Sex
The mother of a 17year old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex...
Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family’s status, she consulted the family doctor.
The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.
Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the mother told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms. The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother, saying, 'Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!'
okey hahahahahaha...
Not everyone has a funny streak like you :)
And the funny thing is I am not even joking, this is a true story :(
IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER.
I guess to some who are still single or their kids are aged below 10 years old.
But for parents...particularly MOMMYS (like me) who have teenager and young adults (18 and above) children...this isn't funny...believe me.
WK date only humans please.
Lol WK..hahahaha!
Funnier than the MAIN topic...my apologies to the OP but WK's post made me laugh...
Hmmm not funny
When I went to hostel within my state, My mother told me that don't mess around with girls from other castes.
When I moved to another state my mother told me only date Hindu girls.
When I moved to gulf my mother told me only date well educated and decent girls.
After reading about the supreme court verdict legalising gay relationships, she tells me to date only girls :(
Read the punchline.
Not funny
Lion King , I did not think it was funny at all.
My Bruno had sex before he became a teenager! But Bruno was a dog.
parental dating concerns have to keep up with the changing times.
Talk about double standards,huh?terrible. actually there can never be any humor in such "jokes" for as long as similar and identical situations prevail. Maybe one day we can all look back in time and think "wow how backward we were" Inshallah!
also the Funnies Forum is offically closed down by Order of gulfa99, and I qoute the specific Order:
"Stop posting stupid jokes!"
Sense of humour - fail
Shame that a family 'honour' is perceived as more important than a daughter..... not very funny
Fatimah....same thing where I lived in Mexico.....the guy says he is buying condoms to sleep with a prostitute to protect the honour of his gf!!!
Gulfa99, I know what I am talking about.... If you do not like it, refrain from it.. no worries :)
well said gulfa
Stop posting stupid jokes!
@Nomerci, although this was posted in funnies, I was not joking about honour killing. Honour killing does happen in many families and these are true life examples. Wondering how parents can slay their own blood! They get carried away by the wealth and other unavoidable circumstances...They eventually become megalomaniac..
really pathetic!
Sad but true..that's a fact in many parts of the world today. Though where I come from many so called orthodox parents would throw a hissy fit if they find out their daughters are in sexual relationships yet would personally supply there sons with condoms!
Lion king...shows you how different cultures have different reactions due to circumstances.....
Nomerci, Unlike other mothers who would worry about daughter's future going overboard, she was really concerned about the status of the family and honour killing...
" Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family’s status, she consulted the family doctor."
Really.... that's all they are worried about? Oh dear!
not funny :-(