Technical Support after marriage
Dear Tech Support Team:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that
took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
monitors all other system activities.
An application such as Bachelor Nights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies
7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my
favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall'
doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,!
"A Troubled User"
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system
once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to
allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child
Support) .
I recommend that you keep Wife10 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest insta! lling the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate
software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.!
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0,
Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these
programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag
9.5 Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0
is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery
5.0
WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt
3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause
irreversible damage to the operating system.
I have put it on the automatic reply...
whenever “QatarisuM” comes across, the automatic reply is sent: “I am not SUM, I am SUN”…lol…
next step, that I am working on, will be automatic removal with the following BAN of QLers who misspell my nick…lol…it's like you know, [this post has broken our guidelines by using bad language - you will be removed from QL if this continues]
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how many times you have to say that///i m not suM i m the SUN OF QL....loooolll...
well i m sure the guy from MS had have liked it...
t c......'
toooooooooooo gud.....rock tat
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i guess you post it on thursday and even then still funy. where are u working? i send lots of post on it but i am not know about QL members.
Keep Smiling
guys from MS liked it as well..lol..
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No , I m not from that team
I posted it first!!
http://www.qatarliving.com/node/73854
and then i sent to someone from microsoft.. are you one of this team???
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