Swiss Joke

Swiss Joke

landloverreview
By landloverreview

"Why does the sun never set on the British Empire" - ?

Because God did not trust the British in the dark.

By GodFather.• 10 Mar 2013 13:35
GodFather.

I guess your wish has come true, No wonder your already a deadman..:)

By DeadMan.• 10 Mar 2013 13:31
DeadMan.

Well on that note, i love my wife so much that one is not suffice, i wish i had two like her atleast:)

By Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte• 10 Mar 2013 13:14
Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte

:P

By alex brod• 10 Mar 2013 13:10
alex brod

My mother in law is a monster...if she comes... I see her big eyes rounding around my house and if she something ... She looks at me ... Think she gonna eat me...! ...

By innovator87• 10 Mar 2013 13:06
innovator87

lols sincerlyurs... "like twins" haha

By alex brod• 10 Mar 2013 13:04
alex brod

I'm good I get rid of my cat....

By Rizks• 10 Mar 2013 11:58
Rizks

Lols sincerly

By anonymous• 10 Mar 2013 11:55
anonymous

I got amazing chemistry with my hubby. We both are like minded like twins.... Becoz he doesn't likes me and I don't like him....:))))

By GodFather.• 10 Mar 2013 11:50
GodFather.

I am a happy bunny my MIL is an Angel :) Looking down on me from heavens above!

By britexpat• 10 Mar 2013 11:47
britexpat

I don't want to say anything bad about the mother in law, but the mosquitoes have to draw straws to see who’s going to bite her.:O(

By landloverreview• 10 Mar 2013 11:38
landloverreview

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,

What are they feeding you?

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat

It's not your fault

They won't take you to the vet

You're obviously not their favorite pet

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,

It's not your fault

You may not be a bed of roses

You're not friend to those with noses

I'll miss you before we're done

Or the world will smell as one

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,

What are they feeding you?

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat

It's not your fault

By Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte• 10 Mar 2013 11:36
Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte

lols come give me a hug brit

By britexpat• 10 Mar 2013 11:33
britexpat

I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months. I don't like to interrupt her. :O(

By Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte• 10 Mar 2013 11:28
Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte

for me YES

By Strom• 10 Mar 2013 11:26
Strom

good one !!!

BG being married is that horrible ????

By Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte• 10 Mar 2013 11:20
Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte

"I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay... the mice throw themselves on the traps."

By petjack100• 10 Mar 2013 10:57
petjack100

hmm,,..

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