RULES FOR WOMEN DURING THE WORLD CUP
LIST OF RULES!!
1. From 11 June to 11 July 2010, you should read the sport pages so you are aware of what's going on regarding the World Cup and will be able to join in conversations.
If you fail to do this, you'll be looked at in a bad way or be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.
2. During the World Cup the television is mine, mine, mine at all times without any exceptions.
3. I don't mind if you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me.
4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute - unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat.
5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least two six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on. And please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.
6. Please, please, please if you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, it's only a game" or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break-up or divorce.
7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during half-time but only when the adverts are on, and only if the score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".
8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen
them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.
9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.
10. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch?" The reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".
11. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, English Premier League, etc.
Thank you for your cooperation
THE HUSBAND!
Husband Wife during World Cup.
oOopssss...sorry!
Mr. Dracula...
How dare you sir... QL women are not Pros..
What's wrong with QL Women? :P
All are football-pro????
..Ice cold Bud lite...
But who's buying?
I'm up for beer, popcorn and World Cup. Woo hoo!!
I love World Cup and I'm a female...can't wait to watch the game and love the screaming and shouting! my guy better count his lucky stars to be with me!!!!
I love World Cup and I'm a female...can't wait to watch the game and love the screaming and shouting! my guy better count his lucky stars to be with me!!!!
"Handegg?" BLOODY GOOD ONE! :)Hahahaha!!!
Nope QS, this definition is required only in this case as some people insist on calling Handegg Football. No such issues with Boxing or Rowing.
You forgot one other key aspect..
All ladies must wear a tight fitting football shirt of the country supported by your partner or husband. This may be accompanied by an appropriately skimpy teddy..
Greatone WK. Handegg.... Going to send that to every septic tank I know!
Uk, following your logic, why wouldn't we call hockey a "stickpuck"?
and why wouldn't we call rowing a "oarwater"?
and why wouldn't we call boxing a "glovebody"?
:)
Uk I will once I am back home. I deleted every friend from the list before deactivating the account so will send add request again
Handegg?? Hahahaha!!!
That was a horrible reason to research kicking your own ball happy.... Make sure to apply some ice :P
That it is in a nutshell....or egg shell :0P
lol WK..that the funniest point of the day for me so far..Handegg..:)
Now can you sign back in FB..:)
deepb...that was in response to QS asking each one be given its own ball...:)
Well I don't know what is soccer but I can explain what is Football with the help of diagrams.
yep Wk what is soccer..:) imagine it been called Fifa soccer world cup ..lol
QS what is soccer?
soccer.. what a lousy word.. You kick the ball with your foot so it is Football.
Plus it is FiFa World cup.. :)
now, why did you go and experiment with that happy?
Kicking ones 'own ball' would be sooooooooo painful...:)
isn't it a soccer world cup, by the way?
At one point during a football (soccer) match in America, the coach said to one of his young players, 'Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?' The little boy nodded in the affirmative. ' Do you understand that what matters is how we play together as a team?' The little boy nodded yes.
'So, 'the coach continued, 'When offside is given, or a foul is not seen, you don't argue or swear or attack the referee. Do you understand all that?' Again the little boy nodded.
'Good, 'said the coach, 'Now go over there and explain it to your mother.'
that's what is my thought, FS.. why not to give each of them his own ball?
thanks God my hub is not a WORLD CUP's fun..:)
so nothing will change during the WORLD CUP..
he still will be "blind, deaf and mute"...sitting in front of his laptop's screen and working 24/7..:(
so your wife should be happy having husband like youself, who is only blind, deaf and mute once a 4 years..:)
Is that game so many people run behind one ball?? lol
What is this foot ball ?/ and how do they play ??
divorce paper while still sane. Don't let her to be insane, she might kick your b****s better than the players do! Lol!
:) Thanks!
lol...very interesting...:)
Send wife on vacation with kids.
Sadly, I am more into world cup than hubby....my hubby would be saying all that to me :-)
lol, My wife to be must think I'm a catch since I'm not interested in soccer after reading this :P
Hahahaha!!! Thanks Drac.
Do not for any reason asked me to explain "the offside trap"!!!!!!!!