rizks and his palz

Britexpat is reading his paper when Mrs. Brit walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?" She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it." He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on."Mrs. Brit shrugs and walks away.Three days later Brit's reading his paper when Mrs. Brit walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.               He asks, "What was that for?" She answers, "Your horse called."

Good days.. where did they go :O)

Oh yeah, I remember that day, brit. 

Before coming to Qatar, he sailed the Seven Seas and whenever engaged in battle always wore his red shirt.

One day, seaman first class Rizks questioned him on this.

Captain LP said that if he was ever wounded in battle he did not want to dishearten or worry his men,so any blood would not be seen.

One morning the lookout gave a warning cry,saying there was 3 enemy ships on the horizon.

Quick said the captain LP!!get my brown pants.

rizks it's your day today..lol

Rizks went down the local supermarket, he said "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it".  The supermarket salesman calmly replied "Those are pickled onions".

Kareena is in the USA in winter , so goes into a furriers and says : "I need a nice coat to keep me warm."The salesperson said: "Certainly, Madam, what fur?" Kareena replied: "Are you deaf ? I just told you, to keep me warm."

lol britey !

hahaha..good morning britey ;)

Rizks being a romantic soul, visits the pet souq and decides to buy a surprise birthday gift for his beloved.

He buys a parrot that can speak seven different languages and leaves it in the room before going to work.

When he arrived home that night he found that she had plucked the parrot and roasted it.

'You silly paani-poori eating popadum', he screamed at her, 'that bird spoke seven languages'.

'Well why didn't he say something before I put him in the oven?' she answered.

lol britey..

Rescuers searching for survivors in the rubble of a hotel at the recent earthquake heard someone shouting for help.''What's your name?'' asked a helper.''Chocoholic'' came the reply.''Where are you?'' the helper asked.''Room 236''.

During her company's periodic password audit, strawberry shisha was found to be using this password:

GoofyHueyLouieDeweyDaisyDonaldMickeyMinniePhoenix

When she was asked why she had such a long password,she said, "The boss said that my password had to be at least eightcharacters long and have at least one capital."

he was goin to the philippines

Hahahahahah.. But whr was darude going????

lol.....

HAAAAA...:D

Colt is doing a crossword and asks Vegas, 'How do you spell paint?'

To which Vegas replies, 'What colour?'

Colt, Today is your day!

Good ones...

Clownfish was checking into a hotel when he saw a golden retriever sitting on a rug near the hotel elevator. Talking to the man behind the desk, he asked, "Does your dog bite?" The attendant said, "No, he doesn't." But as Clownfish let his hand down to pat the dog, it bit his hand and held on so tightly that Clownfish had to throw him across the room. Returning to the desk, Clownfish said, "I thought you said that your dog didn't bite." He directed the attendant's attention to the dog, who now had returned to the rug. The attendant simply answered, "My friend that is NOT my dog."

colt you got a bunch of jokes in your pocket... share more! makes me awake this afternoon!

Rizks comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The barman thinks "This guy is pretty pretentious" and proceeds to pour him a drink of six-year-old scotch. He gives it to Rizks who takes a drink, exclaiming, "This isn't twelve-year-old scotch, this is six-year-old scotch" The barman thinks, hey this guy knows what he's talking about, and the two of them get into a conversation about where the customer is from etc.. At one point Brit, who was sitting at the other end of the bar comes over with a glass and hands it to Rizks. The latter takes a drink, and spits it out. "This is piss!" he yells. Brit nods and says, "Yeah, but how old am I?"

At school one morning the teacher asked GeeCleft what he had for breakfast.GeeCleft said, well, on my way to school I come cross this Apple tree, so I climbed up there and started eating apples. I guess I eat about six, said GeeCleft.No, said the teacher, it’s ate! GeeCleft said well it could've been eight I don't remember.

good one to colt LOL

Rizks goes to the police station wanting to speak to the burglar who broke into his house the night before. ‘You’ll get your chance in court,’ says the desk sergeant. ‘No, no, no! says Rizks. ‘I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!’

hahaha.... LOL

lol :)

colt..nice one bro :)

Strawberry shisha and Colt met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. Strawberry shisha bet Colt $50 that he wouldn't jump, and Colt replied, "I'll take that bet!" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so Strawberry shisha gave Colt the $50 she owed. Colt said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." Strawberry shisha said, "No. A bet's a bet." So Colt said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money." Strawberry shisha replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"

lol miz yah din bratzky..haha..

Rizks, you are in the lime light today.... Better be careful while diving home, i hope you heard that song when in school... "Nazar Lag Gai giii" ......... ;)

sis....i miss u!!!! -kulet-

Strawberry Shisha wakeup from the back side of the car , covered with a Mat and start to wearing her dress.