Right person for the right job

lahori
By lahori

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?

Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in
The room and close the door.

Leave them alone and come back
After 6 hours and then analyze
The situation.

If they are counting the
Bricks.
Put them in the accounts
Department.

If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing ..

If they have messed up the
Whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.

If they are arranging the
Bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning.

If they are throwing the
Bricks at each other.
Put them in operations .

If they are sleeping.
Put them in security.

If they have broken the bricks
Into pieces.
Put them in information
Technology.

If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources.

If they say they have tried
Different combinations, yet
Not a brick has
Been moved. Put them in sales.

If they have already left for
The day.
Put them in marketing...

If they are staring out of the
Window.
Put them on strategic
Planning..

And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each
Other and not a single brick
Has been
Moved.

Congratulate them and put them
In Top management

By lahori• 25 Nov 2010 13:48
lahori

It's all right.

By mirza shanawaz• 25 Nov 2010 09:22
mirza shanawaz

Its old one .. thankz any wayz..

By lahori• 25 Nov 2010 07:27
lahori

:)

By betty boop• 24 Nov 2010 14:20
betty boop

nice post. after reading this,think i belong no more to the operations. hmm..

By lahori• 24 Nov 2010 14:14
lahori

polkadots you read my mind? lol.salute to u, u have guts to write.I thought that maybe people will feel bad so i changed my wordings. thanks anyway.

By anonymous• 24 Nov 2010 14:00
anonymous

Is it the in thing to cry "posted earlier" first???? , What will that proove ......That you've got a great memory or that you've got nothing better to do in life than to analyze every single post on QL,....jUST LET THE POST BE!!!!

By irenebino• 24 Nov 2010 13:50
irenebino

nice one.

By lahori• 24 Nov 2010 13:34
lahori

Thanks Average, Soniya and Dan.

By lahori• 24 Nov 2010 13:31
lahori

@ eliashamzo then he is a confused person and does not know where he stands. I mean after doing all this he is still a looser. lolz

By AVERAGE• 24 Nov 2010 13:28
AVERAGE

I have read it before, But still i enjoyed it . Thanks for sharing

By lahori• 24 Nov 2010 13:25
lahori

Sorry if it was posted earlier too. but i had gone through this stuff for the first time and liked to share with you.maybe it is new for some, so let them read and enjoy.

By eliashamzo• 24 Nov 2010 13:18
eliashamzo

And what if they did all this :D

By anonymous• 24 Nov 2010 12:56
anonymous

Nice one...now i know where I belong...

By soniya• 24 Nov 2010 12:40
soniya

Thanks for sharing it with us again..

By Hawk10• 24 Nov 2010 12:37
Hawk10

Posted here a lots of times

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