qualifying for heaven
Qualifying For Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.
St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it."
The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let him through the gate.
St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't *really* need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?"
Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie. "1,228," he answered.
"That's right! You may enter."
St. Peter then turned his attention to the lawyer... "Name them."
So, that is the secret for entering the heaven!?? I thought that good deeds counts?!?
the garbage man will bring the bad smell with him even after he dies!?! that poor guy can't relax!
the lawyer should have replied "do u know them?"
... and dont forget, the e-mails and password of each"""hehe
Unfortunately, the lawyer was able to answer that question.
Then suddenly came in line a religious teacher, St Peter was alarmed.
He thought for a while and raised this question :
“Now tell me, what nationality, the occupation and last given address of each?”