Qualifications

By mathboy •

A woman posts an ad in the newspaper that looks like this...

Looking for man with these qualifications:
- won't beat me up
- won't run away from
- is great in bed.

She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day.

The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."

So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"

Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"

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9 comments Sort by rating

By mathboy• 19 Feb 2011 00:48

It is a joke, not a story!

By pasadn27• 18 Feb 2011 20:11

lol......

By lawa• 18 Feb 2011 19:17

so he Qualified for her how many rounds he played in bed ...?

By anonymous• 18 Feb 2011 19:08

Mr qatar if mr mathboy is the bob in the doorstep...how he post the funny jokes here in QL???heheheh funny right..?

By hmfaysal• 18 Feb 2011 17:33

My o My ;-P

By gudone• 18 Feb 2011 16:17

ohh mine. lol, never heard b4....

By Mr M.• 18 Feb 2011 16:05

She sure will have very busy nights! ;)

By eliashamzo• 18 Feb 2011 15:36

lol ...

By mr_qatar• 18 Feb 2011 15:15

Is that Bob was you...??

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