Professional vs Professional

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have
changed the world,

your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven. " Arthur thought about it for  a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and
commented,

"Okay, so you were the one who invented Harley motorcycles, eh?!" Arthur said, "Ya, that's me..."

God commented, "Well, whats the big deal about inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise
and pollution, and can't run without a road!"

 Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me but aren't you the inventor of
woman???"

 God said, "Ah, yes." Well, said Arthur, "Professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in
your invention.

 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion;

 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;

 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;

 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;

 5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!"

 "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."

 God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer
printed out a slip of paper and God read it.. .

 "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers,
more men are riding my invention than yours."