POOF, THE LIGHT GOES OFF

rehanbutt
By rehanbutt

An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'George, everything looks great. How are
you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'

George replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so
he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! the light goes
off.'

'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says. A little later in the day, the
doctor calls George's wife. 'Ethel,' he says, 'George is doing fine! But I
had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it
true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in the
bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes off?'

'Oh my God!' Ethel exclaims.
'He's peeing in the fridge again!

By vishi9• 9 Dec 2009 15:54
Rating: 4/5
vishi9

Old stuff but good presentation.

I am as real as God.

By progression• 9 Dec 2009 15:46
progression

poof, you made me laugh again.

progress

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