The Origin of Mad Cow Disease
A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease.
The lady: "Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?"
The farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"
The lady reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"
The Farmer: "and, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"
"Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?"
The farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam.
Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. .-Bertrand Russell
why not South Arican Airways....
"Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
..**.. ""They walk among us. They vote & they even reproduce"" ..**..
You sure your not still banned after those lame azz jokes???
The mad cow was funny...
Richard123 - Now you got to find a new G/F for me as well:)
That married life joke of yours really made me laugh. Welcome back by the way and I am sorry if my post got you banned. You know, about me finding your last boyfriend etc...
Victory attained by violence is tantamount to a defeat, for it is momentary. Mahatma Gandhi
lol thats a good one charan
do it right - the first time!
A mother had three daughters and on their wedding, she tells to each one of them to write back about their marriage life.
So the first one gets married..
The second day the letter arrives with a single message.. 'WILLS' Mother got confused and finally looks the ad, and it says..
MADE FOR EACH OTHER..
Mother is happy
The same way the second one gets married.
After a week the message arrives .... 'FILTER KINGS' As usual mother looks into the ad, and it says... LIFE SIZE KING SIZE !!
Mother is happy
But after the third one's wedding, only after 4 weeks the message arrives and it says 'BRITISH AIRWAYS' As usual mother looks into the ad, and this time she faints.
THE AD : TWO TIMES A DAY, FOUR TIMES A WEEK, BOTH WAYS.
chara I think you have to start packing your clothes . Next time I'll open a thread saying : Please keep him away from QL :D How dare you use bald letters lol
Some are Wise ... Some are ...Otherwise
azi that was a good one...charans hmm im not so sure..
do it right - the first time!
THIS IS NO WAY INTENDED TO HURT ANYONE'S FEELINGS IT'S ONLY A JOKE.
THERE WAS THIS LADY WHO WAS MARRIED FOR 12 YEARS WITHOUT CHILDREN. SHE WAS DESPERATE TO HAVE ONE BUT GOD DID NOT GIFT HER WITH ONE SHE HAD TRIED ALL WAYS AND MEANS. LATELY SHE THOUGHT OF PRAYING TO GOD. HER FREQUENT VISITS TO THE CHURCH WAS NOTICED BY THE PRIEST. ONE DAY THE PRIEST SPOKE TO HER AND ASKED WHETHER ANYTHING WAS BOTHERING HER FOR WHICH SE SAID YES AND TOLD HER DESIRE AND SITUATION. THE PRIEST TOLD HER 'DON'T WORRY I'LL HAVE SOME SPECIAL PRAYERS FOR YOU NEXT SUNDAY NIGHT AT 10.00 P.M., BUT IT'S GOING TO BE VERY PRIVATE AND WANTED HER TO COME TO HIS RESIDENCE. AS INSTRUCTED THE LADY WENT. AND AFTER CHATTING FOR A WHILE THE PRIEST TOOK HER TO HIS ROOM. HE OPENED A HOLY BOOK AND WANTED THE LADY TO LIE ON TOP OF IT, THEN HE TOLD HER TO RELAX AND CLOSE HER EYES AND NOT TO GET EXCITED. THEN HE UNDRESSED HER AND HIMSELF AND BOARDED HER AND SAID DON'T YOU WORRY NOW KEEP PRAYING TO GOD TO GRANT YOUR WISHES AS NOW A"HOLY MAN IS ON TOP OF YOU A HOLY BOOK IS UNDER YOU AND NO!
W,!
NOW,NOW HOLY WATER IS PASSING THROUGH.
Crazy hhahahahaha . ( speechless)
Some are Wise ... Some are ...Otherwise
hahahahahha hohohohoho
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.