Only the Welsh will find this funny

timebandit
By timebandit

A Welsh man and an Englishman were driving one night and their cars collide head on. To their amazement neither is hurt but both cars are destroyed.

In celebration of their good luck they agree to put their differences aside from that moment on and the Welshman goes to the boot and fetches a 12 yr old bottle of whiskey.

He hands it to the Englishman who exclaims, "may the English and Welsh live together forever in peace and harmony" and then gulps down half the bottle. He goes to hand the bottle to the Welshman who replies, "no thanks, i'll just wait til the police get here!"

By anonymous• 15 Feb 2011 21:40
anonymous

I will say baaaaah to this

By LostInSpace• 15 Feb 2011 20:53
LostInSpace

happens all the time to those pesky English! :0)

By edifis• 15 Feb 2011 20:46
edifis

Britex I am not Welsh...so I will not finf it funny!

By britexpat• 15 Feb 2011 20:42
britexpat

if you didn't understand that, then try this .........

I was watching BBC Wales recently and a program called Countdown was on ..

the contestant said - "Can I have a consonant please, consonant please, consonant please, consonant please, random noise please, a consonant please, a consonant please....."

By edifis• 15 Feb 2011 20:33
edifis

I didn't find it funny!

By Mushtaq Ali Khan• 15 Feb 2011 20:27
Mushtaq Ali Khan

i am not understooding this

By timebandit• 15 Feb 2011 19:00
timebandit

She is indeed

By snessy• 15 Feb 2011 18:57
snessy

TB, why did I think you were Welsh? Is the Mrs?

By britexpat• 15 Feb 2011 18:52
britexpat

I was reading that apparently the Welsh have found a new use for sheep?

Wool

By timebandit• 15 Feb 2011 18:49
timebandit

Well I'm English, but have adopted Wales whether they like it or not.

By snessy• 15 Feb 2011 18:46
snessy

Brilliant joke TB, "your kinda people" aren't the brightest stars in the sky, are they? :-P

By Neytiri• 15 Feb 2011 18:40
Neytiri

I found that funny and I am not Welsh! The Englishman is just plain smart. :)

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